The Legend of the Pervert Ninja

Ni Nin ga Shinobouden: The Legend of the Pervert Ninja

Summary: Kaede relates tale of Onsokumaru's origin. Shinobu doesn't get it. She does confess her feelings to Kaede. F/F.

Shinobu stood in the window of Kaede. "Hey, can I come in here?" Shinobu asked. Kaede was doing her homework when Shinobu had shown up.
"Sure, come on in. What's up?" Kaede asked.
"I was in the neighborhood and stopped in. Say, what are you doing?" Shinobu asked.
"Well, this is my homework." Kaede replied nervously.
"Oh! Let me see!" Shinobu said excitedly. She took the math textbook in hand and started reading it aloud.
"Thus it was recently proven that A^n + B^n = C^n only when n=..." Shinobu fell sound asleep, dropping the textbook and falling down. Kaede was barely able to catch her in time. She dragged Shinobu to her bed and put her there.
"What happened?" Kaede asked aloud.
"She falls asleep whenever she has to think hard." A voice from behind Kaede said. It was Onsokumaru, who had flown in the window.
"You have discovered Shinobu's weakness." Onsokumaru said.
"Any idiot that has met her knows she's a dim bulb." Kaede protested.
"I cannot allow you to divulge her secret to anyone." He replied.
"I won't tell anyone. Shinobu's my friend." Kaede replied.
"I will have to kill you to be sure." Onsokumaru replied. "But I suppose I could let you live... if you give me a kiss."
Kaede responded by smacking Onsokumaru in the head with a harisen (a paper fan,) sending him down. At that point, Shinobu woke up due to the noise.
"Oh... what..." Shinobu started. She then saw Onsokumaru hurt on Kaede's desk.
"Sensei! You are hurt!" Shinobu said.
"Do not worry, Shinobu-kohai; I will be fine." Onsokumaru replied.
"That must have been some powerful ninja that could have done this!" Shinobu reasoned. Kaede could only facepalm.
"I smacked him with my harisen because he was hitting on me." Kaede replied.
"Oh. Well sensei, what did you want to tell me?" Shinobu asked.
"Shinobu-kohai, we need you to clean out the library. It is very dirty." Onsokumaru said.
"Okay! No problem!" Shinobu replied. Kaede decided to go with her and see what this library was like.
When they got there, they found a couple of other ninjas sweeping the floor. They gave Shinobu a bucket and a brush and told her to scrub the floor. Shinobu got on her hands and knees and started scrubbing. Kaede, meanwhile, started examining the library's books. Not surprisingly, about 1/3rd of them were porn. One book attracted Kaede's attention; it was about the history of ninjas. She took out the book and started reading it.
"According to this, once there was a ninja named Okasana. He was fleet of foot and outran most of his fellow ninjas." Kaede started. "He had one weakness, however. He was a complete pervert. He was constantly peeking at women as they bathed."
"That sounds familiar." One of the ninjas said. Some of the ninjas (including Shinobu) stopped what they were doing and listened to Kaede.
"One day, he spotted a beautiful sorceress bathing. He snuck up and got a full view of her bathing." Kaede continued. "The sorceress spotted him, and he ran. However, he was not faster than her spells."
"Wow! What happened next?" Shinobu asked.
"He was turned into a yellow sphere with wings. He was cursed to be unattractive to women forever, until he gave up his perverted ways." Kaede said. "She called him Onsokumaru."
"Hey, that's the same name as yours, sensei!" Shinobu noted. "Are you the ninja in that tale?"
Oksamaru sweatdropped. "Erm... uh... of course not, Shinobu-kohai! Did I say you could stop working here? Get back to work!" Okasamaru ordered sternly. Everyone except Kaede got back to work. Okasamaru took the book away from Kaede.
"That's enough out of you." Onsokumaru said sternly.
"So that's how you came into being. You still haven't learned, have you?" Kaede asked.
"Being a pervert is what I am. I can change that no more than a tiger can change his stripes." Onsokumaru replied.
"Perhaps you just don't want to change it." Kaede said.
"That's nonsense. Don't you think I would have done it by now if I could?" Onsokumaru asked.
"Well... no." Kaede replied. Onsokumaru was not amused to say the least.
"Well, I've tried. Once a pervert, always a pervert." Onsokumaru said.
"I find that hard to believe." Kaede replied.
"That's because you're not a pervert." Onsokumaru replied.
Well, that evening, Kaede was back in her room. She had just finished everything when Shinobu came in.
"Hey Shinobu, what's up?" Kaede asked.
"I wanted to ask you about something. Do you have a lover right now?" Shinobu asked nervously.
"Well... no." Kaede replied nervously.
"How would you feel about being my girlfriend?" Shinobu asked.
"You and me?" Kaede asked.
"The guys at the dojo just don't seem interested in me." Shinobu said.
Kaede looked at her in utter bewilderment for a moment. "Oh, you must mean that they don't care how you feel." She said.
"It's not that, they always seem so focused on learning that they don't seem to make time for love." Shinobu replied.
"Well... I'm probably the best person to be your lover right now... admittedly; my love life has been in the toilet... All right, we'll try it out." Kaede said. The two of them held each other tenderly and felt the warmth of each other. Kaede had never really had any lesbian tendencies before this, but something about holding Shinobu gave her a warm feeling inside; it was as if Shinobu really cared about her. Shinobu had a smile on her face as she held Kaede close.
"I feel very happy now, Kaede. I feel that you're the only one I can trust with my heart." Shinobu cooed into Kaede's ear.
"I feel the same way." Kaede replied. They held each other close and felt each other breathing. Their hearts were beating in rhythm with each other. Kaede then planted her lips on Shinobu's.
Both of them felt wonderful as they connected on a romantic level. Kaede felt a passion the likes of which no man had given her before. Most everyone else was only out for her body, but Shinobu wasn't like everyone else; she truly listened to Kaede and wanted to share in her dreams. They kissed for a good while, and then came up for air.
"Mmm... this feels wonderful..." Shinobu said. Kaede merely when in for another kiss. They kissed and necked for a while, and then parted. It was getting late and there was school tomorrow.
It was another six weeks later that Shinobu came to Kaede with an object she had never seen before.
"Hey Kaede, what's this?" Shinobu asked. Kaede was surprised at what she saw.
"Where did you get that?" Kaede asked.
"I found it at this shop and the guy said it would make me feel good. He gave it to me. So what is it?" Shinobu said.
"That is a double-ended dildo. It's a sex toy." Kaede replied.
"Oh... what's sex?" Shinobu asked. Kaede could only facepalm.
"When two people really love each other, they get naked and have sex." Kaede replied.
"Oh... You know, I'd like to try that with you. Can we have sex?" Shinobu asked. Kaede's eyes went wide and her eyes went bank for a moment.
"Sex... now?" Kaede stammered.
"Sure! It'll be fun!" Shinobu said.
"I don't know if I'm ready for that." Kaede said.
"Well... you think someone else would show me what sex is like?" Shinobu asked.
Images of Shinobu being banged by a pervert flashed through Kaede's mind. "No! You shouldn't do it with someone you don't love!" Kaede said, attempting to dissuade Shinobu from pursuing this further.
"Well, I want to know what it's like." Shinobu whined.
Kaede realized she had no alternative. "O.k., fine. I'll do it with you. Get undressed." Kaede said. Shinobu smiled.
"Thanks! I really appreciate this!" Shinobu said. Both of them undressed and lay on the bed together. Kaede started caressing Shinobu's pussy, and Shinobu responded in kind.
"So it's like this? Well, it does feel nice." Shinobu said. She started moaning softly. After a bit, Kaede went down on Shinobu and placed her tongue on Shinobu's crack. Shinobu gasped as Kaede went for her pussy.
"Mmm... yes.... I like this..." Shinobu moaned. Kaede continued to give Shinobu head, making Shinobu moan and gasp a lot. After a bit of this, Shinobu started eating out Kaede. Kaede had to provide Shinobu with some directions before it started feeling good. Kaede moaned while Shinobu gasped in delight. Neither had felt as good as they felt now. They did the 69 for a while, and the Kaede turned around. She took the dildo in hand and stuck one end in her pussy, and the other end in Shinobu's cunt.
Both of them gasped as they clamped hard on the dildo.
"Oh! It feels huge!" Kaede gasped.
"Ooh! Yes!" Shinobu responded. Kaede worked the double dildo back and forth inside them. Shinobu and Kaede gasped and moaned as they fucked. Neither one of them could get enough of that dildo. Shinobu and Kaede were wet with orgasmic fluids when they climaxed at the same time.
Exhausted, Kaede was out of breath. Shinobu positioned herself next to Kaede, and put an arm around her.
"That was fun! Can we do it again?" Shinobu asked. Kaede could only gasp for breath.
"Hey, what's wrong? Did you not like it?" Shinobu asked.
"I... loved it." Kaede said. "But... it was... very... tiring..." The two of them held each other close for a few minutes as Kaede caught her breath. Kaede then noticed there was something behind the curtain.
"Hey, what's that...?" Kaede asked. Shinobu stood up and moved the curtain back to see Onsokumaru there, with a nosebleed. Kaede quickly covered herself up with the sheets. Kaede found out much to her dismay that Onsokumaru had been watching them all this time. A ninja in the background was seen running away with a video camera in hand.
"You... you saw everything?" Kaede asked. Onsokumaru was to busy drooling to reply.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKING PERVERT!!!" Kaede shouted. "YOU PUT HER UP TO THIS!!!" She then smacked Onsokumaru with her harisen, sending him into the distance, where he disappeared in a speck of light.
"He didn't put me up to this. I've wanted you all along." Shinobu said. "I didn't even know he was there."
"I feel so violated! That fucking pervert has gone too far now!" Kaede said with anger. Shinobu tried to calm Kaede down.
"So what if he saw everything? We can't go back and change it." Shinobu said.
"So what!? What we just did was a very private, intimate act! I don't want anyone else involved." Kaede replied.
"But he wasn't involved -" Shinobu was cut off in mid-sentence by Kaede.
"He was watching us! When I show myself naked to someone, I don't want some pervert watching!" Kaede snapped. "Aren't you worried about him having seen you naked here?"
"I bathe naked with women all the time. What's the difference?" Shinobu asked.
"Men look at women naked for cheap thrills. Women don't look at other women for cheap thrills." Kaede replied. "Well, most of the time, anyway."
"Oh." Shinobu replied.
The ninja placed the videotape into the VCR/DVD machine. While it cranked out a DVD, the ninjas gathered around and watched.
"Wow..." One remarked.
"There should be a cock there! My cock!" Another remarked.
Onsokumaru suddenly appeared, falling from when Kaede smacked him with her harisen. He crashed into the VCR/DVD combo, destroying everything.
All the ninjas there, including Onsokumaru started crying.

-End-