Friends with Benefits

Warning: Lemon. Lots of it. Involves thirteen year olds. You've been warned, just be thankful it's a one shot.

Disclaimer. Studio Gainax owns FLCL, not me. I just write fan fiction (non-profit) for fun... because I have no life.

FURI KURI: FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

Written by the unholy Ultima Tech Alliance

A young man, brunette with blue eyes, laid back on his bed, the bottom bunk, half awake. In his mouth was a lit Never Knows Best brand cigarette. He was in a state of anguish, as usual. Life had become quite boring a little over a year ago when two certain older women abandoned him. The first six months were the wishful thinking days, when he dreamed of them returning. Afterwards, it dawned on him that they were never coming back, especially her, the one who used him in her selfish agenda to enslave the universe, the one who he loved most. This depressed him to the point where he started skipping school and stealing his father's Yebisu from the fridge. He even pondered if he should try herb or coke.

“Nao, dinner.”

He lamented internally, 'probably curry again.'

The young man waited a few minutes before he put out the butt on an ashtray next to the bed.

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As he entered the dining area, Naota was taken off guard by the fact they had a guest, though he hid it quite well. “Hey class rep.”

“Hey Naota,” she sounded as monotone as ever.

A dark tan man in a tiki shirt and slacks spoke, “Oh, Nao, she'll be staying with us for a while. Things are heating up between her parents...”

Naota arched an eyebrow towards his father.

Kamon raised his hands. “No, in a bad way, not furi kuri!”

“It's so stupid,” Eri pointed out, “they should just get a divorce.”

Naota took a seat next to his classmate. “I guess.” Even though he pretended not to care very much, he actually sympathized very deeply, and she knew it. In fact, their hatred for their parents' insolence is what made them close friends back in elementary school.

There was something nagging the boy's conscience. He briefly glanced at the class rep again. 'Whoa.'

He was used to seeing her in the school's conservative black attire, but her current state of dress was far more liberal. She was wearing short denim shorts which only covered about three quarters of her rear and a skintight, midriff and cleavage revealing wife beater which perfectly molded with her bust and the upper obliques.

'When did her chest get so big? When did her thighs get so full and toned?' He was in awe of his friend becoming a woman, seemingly overnight. Then again, he never paid attention... and he rarely saw her in anything but the school uniform.

A brief glance became multiple glances, which became a full fledged ogle fest. Just as he was studying her dark teal eyes and slightly longer than shoulder length lavender hair, she turned her gaze to him, forcing him to blush.

“Is there something wrong, Naota?”

Unfortunately for the young man, Kamon saw everything. “Nao, you should be ashamed, especially at a time like this! Miss Ninamori, I must apologize for my son's ogling.”

Naota pounded his fist on the table. “I'm doing no such thing!”

Eri giggled playfully. “You've become such a perv, Naota!”

He was irked from being teased, yet most of him was relieved that she didn't mind. “I... guess so?”

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After dinner...

Eri decided to take a bath. During this time, Naota laid on his bed again, lighting up another smoke. However, rather than sulk about his boredom, he thought about Eri, whom he still regarded as just the class rep or Ninamori. He was formal with all his classmates though, he thought it made him look cool.

'I can't believe how gorgeous she is.' Be it her innocent profile, shimmering hair, thin, long neck, bony collar, perfectly rounded and generously sized breasts, washboard abs, hourglass figure, long, full and toned legs, or hell, all of the above, he couldn't get her off his mind. 'This is driving me crazy.' A sinister thought came to him. 'Maybe if I'm quiet enough, I can peep without her noticing.' He slowly got up from the bottom bunk and crept towards the washroom down the hall.

While he didn't make any noise, the floor panels squeaked beneath him as he reached the door.

“Naota?” She called from the other side, oblivious to his mischief.

He didn't say anything.

She spoke up a little more, thinking he might not have heard her over the running water. “Naota, if that's you, can you scrub my back for me?”

He virtually ripped the door off its hinges as he opened it forcefully. Once inside, he shut the door, not wanting to give his father ideas.

Her back was turned to him, but he couldn't help but notice how nice a back she had, or buttocks for that matter. 'Mmm Mmm Mmm,' he told himself.

Eri was wondering what the hold up was and turned to face him. “What's wrong Naota?”

A massive shower of blood sprayed out of his nose as he laid eyes on her perky nipples.

'Oh my,' Eri pondered, 'it seems like this is more than he can handle.” She beamed at him. “Don't be such a wuss, Nandaba.”

“But... but... but...”

'I guess I better make it clear that I don't mind him seeing me naked,' she told herself. She planned to seduce him sooner or later, though it seemed he fell right into her hands before she made her move.

Eri stood up from the stool and walked towards him, forcing him to blush. The young woman took his hands in hers and made him feel her orbs of flesh.

'This can't be real!'

“Well?” She inquired.

“It's so amazing... I can't even begin to tell you how good th...”

He didn't get to finish his sentence as she pressed her lips against his. The young man was surprised but eventually leaned into it. Knowing she had his consent, she gave him the tongue.

While they were frenching, the lavender haired wonder guided one of the boy's hands massaging her breasts to her nether region and assisted him in caressing it. She moaned into his mouth as a result of the stimulation it gave.

Confident that he knew the right strokes, she freed his hands and focused on unzipping the fly of his cargo shorts. Once those fell to the tiled floor, she pulled down his plaid boxer shorts.

Naota gasped as he felt one of her hands massaging the tip his member.

They had to part for a breather. This was getting to an intensity that neither were not accustomed to yet.

After a few pants, getting in sufficient oxygen, Eri pulled Naota's sky blue hoody over his head. Now they were both equally nude.

Ready to go, she dictated one of his hands to one of her breasts and placed her other hand on his length, where she stroked with a twist like motion as they forced their tongues into each other's mouths once again.

They moaned and groaned with the pleasure building.

Eri, the hornier of the two, broke again and walked towards the wall behind her. She turned against it then slowly slid down to the floor, resting her head against the wall and spreading her legs.

The boy, mesmerized by the view, approached and knelt in front of her. She grabbed on to his prick and when he was close enough to poke her flower, she began pulling it up and down along her nether region, teasing the both of them.

“Kiss me, Naota.”

He indulged her request and slipped her the tongue as she had to him a moment earlier.

All the while, Eri pulled his shaft downwards a bit more, now being poked in the back door. Simultaneously, she brought her free hand to a small dome north of her flower and proceeded to caress it.

The thought of doing anal was appealing to both of them, but they were too aroused from the foreplay to get to the actual sex. They were both short of breath and their climaxes were virtually there.

They both moaned and groaned in succession, louder than before, as her love juices buried his stick. The warmth engulfing his member pushed him to the edge and forced him to release his essence, filling up her buttcrack. Apart from the releasing of fluids, which they found invigorating, she enjoyed the feel of his pulsating shaft in her hand and he the feel of her PC muscles squeezing his prick's head. The wonders of overflowing!

He clumsily rolled over, taking a seat next to her as they caught their breath.

“What... just... happ... ened?” He inquired.

“Something... wonderful.”

He didn't disagree. When their breathing patterns were down to normal moments later, the young man inquired again, “Eri...”

“Yes Naota?”

“What does this make us?”

She shrugged. “I don't know, I'm not ready for a serious relationship. In fact, I don't think I will ever be ready. Seeing how my parents abuse each other constantly, seeing how all their romance is gone, I fear the same will happen to me one day.”

“So... just friends?”

She was flabbergasted and maybe a wee bit disgusted. “Of course not!”

“Friends with benefits?”

Eri smiled. “Something like that, but to be honest, it's more like best friends with best benefits.”

Naota chuckled. “How about best friends with benefits forever?”

She giggled. “That'll do.”

Silence passed between them some more as the nestled their heads against one another, enjoying the bliss of togetherness. Moments later...

“So, I guess we'll have to keep our distance going to school then?” The young man asked, seeing how the last time she didn't want people getting any strange ideas.

“Nah, I really don't care what they think. Besides, I'm not ashamed. Are you?”

“Hell no.”

Eri smirked. “My point exactly.”

“Do you at least wanna sleep in different beds?”

“No way, you're my puss in boots. You must follow me where ever I go!”

Naota laughed. “Fair enough.”

“Now get it up.” She was looking at his crotch region as stated that.

“Huh?”

She looked him in the eyes. “Get that tool of yours working again, Nandaba. We're going to try it again!”

“I'm too beat, Eri.”

“Do you love me?”

He was a bit bewildered, but truth be told, as close as they were, it couldn't be anything but. Maybe not romantic love, but at least platonic love... with benefits. “Yeah...”

“Then I order you to do me!”

“Yes ma'am!”

Whether they became lovers or remained as best friends, they lived sexually ever after with lots of furi kuri.

The End.