Distraction

Distraction
By Lady Pentagram

Rating- R

Genre- Romance/Humour (Well, I find it humourous.)

Summery- Hakkai is worried. Sanzo and Goku have been gone too long. So Gojyo distracts him. GojyoHakkai one-shot lemon. R&R! --COMPLETE--
Disclaimer- I do not own Saiyuki. I can’t believe I still have to say this!

Warnings- Yaoi, yaoi, and more yaoi! Warningwarningwarning! There will be men having sex in this story. If you don’t like this, why the hell did you open this story? I put in the summery lemon. Meaning I describe it! Okay, if after all this, you till read it and are shocked when the men start doing the naughty dance, you are a baka!

Mindless Dribble- Shmoo.

"Words" -talk

`Words` -thought

(-)(-)(-) -scene change

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"Stop worrying!" Sha Gojyo said, taking one more drag before putting out his cigarette.

"I wish we hadn’t let him go after Goku," Cho Hakkai murmured. "They’ve been gone too long."

"Baka saru (1) probably found some food and Sanzo can’t get him away." Gojyo lit another cigarette and leaned back in the chair.

"The rain is getting worse. I hope Sanzo found him."

Gojyo stood and thrust a half-empty bottle of beer in Hakkai’s face. "Here, feel better."

"No, thank you," Hakkai declined.

Gojyo tossed the bottle on the chair. He held out the pack of cigarettes. "Want this?"

"Why?"

"I’m trying to get you to stop worrying."

"Beer and cigarettes?"

"I’m not very good at it."

"I can tell."

Silence filled the room.

"Damn it, Hakkai, stop it!" Gojyo slammed his fist against the wall. "They’re fine!"

"How can you be sure?"

"I can’t! But I know Sanzo and Goku and, as much as they annoy me, I know they’re tough and can make it. They probably found an inn or something."

Silence again.

"Hakkai, I can hear you worry."

Silence. Gojyo let out a frustrated sigh and stomped out his cigarette. He grabbed Hakkai’s face.

"Wha-?" Hakkai started, but Gojyo’s lips silenced him.

"What was that for?" Hakkai asked when they parted.

Gojyo grinned. "Got your mind off of them, didn’t it?"

"I’m sure there was another way to do it."

"Probably."

"Why are you so insistent that I not worry?"

"You’re my best friend. I hate seeing you worried."

"The kiss?"

"Distraction." Gojyo downed the rest of the beer. "I’m going to go see if the innkeeper has some smokes. I’m out." Once outside the room, Gojyo leaned against the wall. He lightly stroked his lips with one finger. He had wanted to kiss Hakkai for so long. Girls were great, but the thought of that boy left him craving something other than women’s bodies.

Still in the room, Hakkai lay down on the bed. He could still taste Gojyo on his lips. He liked the taste. Beer and cigarettes weren’t that romantic, but since it was Gojyo, gods!, it was the best thing he’d ever tasted. When Gojyo kissed him, Hakkai had felt lighter than air. He wished it had meant something. He’d hungered for the half-blood for as long as he could remember.

`There was something there,` a little voice said. `In the kiss. Something more. Something Gojyo’s not telling you.`

"No," Hakkai muttered aloud. "No, it was just a distraction, like he said."

`Whatever,` the voice said. `But you weren’t very receptive. Did you kiss back? No. Did you act like you liked it? No! You sat there. Just sat there! Kiss him when he gets back. See what he does.`

Hakkai shook his head. Just then, the door opened and the voice took over his body. He slammed Gojyo against the wall and kissed him fiercely.

"Whoa!" Gojyo exclaimed. "What was that all about?"

"You stole a kiss from me," Hakkai replied. "I’m stealing it back."
Hakkai blinked and realized what he’d done. His cheeks turned a pale pink and he started to pull away.

"And where do you think you’re going?" Gojyo asked, wrapping his arms around Hakkai. "You can’t do something mondo sexy like that and just walk away."

Before Hakkai could respond or react, Gojyo had his lips on him. Hakkai eagerly leaned into the kiss. When Gojyo licked his bottom lip, Hakkai happily opened his mouth. They pulled apart and Gojyo nibbled Hakkai’s ear and traveled down his neck to nibble on his collarbone.

"Where is this leading to?" Hakkai asked between small gasps of pleasure.

"Where ever you want it to," Gojyo murmured into Hakkai’s neck.

"Can it lead to the bed? The floor is uncomfortable."

"Hell, yeah!"

With each stumbling step, Hakkai felt Gojyo grow harder and harder. They tumbled onto the bed. Gojyo straddled Hakkai’s hips. Hakkai tugged at Gojyo’s shirt, attempting to remove it, but he was at the wrong angle to do it. Gojyo understood and took it off and started undressing Hakkai. He soon had the youkai naked beneath him. He drank in Hakkai’s body with his eyes.

"Gojyo, you’re looking at me the way Goku looks at food. Should I be worried?"

Gojyo shrugged and ran his hands over Hakkai’s chest. "What can I say? I like what I see."

Hakkai started to sit up.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Gojyo protested, pushing him back down. "Where are you going?"

"I’m going to remove the rest of your clothes," Hakkai replied as he wiggled out from under Gojyo. He slowly slid Gojyo’s pants down his legs. He grinned when he saw there was no underwear, just Gojyo. He lightly stroked Gojyo’s erection. "I can see why all the ladies love you."

"Ladies? What ladies? Forget ladies, I just want you." Gojyo kicked his pants to the floor and pinned Hakkai down. "Now, where’s my bag?"

"On the other side of the room," Hakkai said, pointing.

"Shit, why’s it way over there?"

"Why do you need it?"

"Sex without lubricant hurts."

"Oh. You’ve done this before?"

Gojyo blinked at him.

"With a man," Hakkai added.

"Eh, once or twice," Gojyo said. He lightly flicked his tongue over Hakkai’s nipple and slid off the bed. He hunted through his bag and produced a small tube, barely used. "And now, the sex!"

Hakkai laughed as, in his hurry, Gojyo stumbled over the pile of carelessly discarded clothes.

"Why are you laughing? If I’d fallen, you would have been disappointed. No sex with a broken dick." Gojyo sat down on the bed and wiggled the tube. "Where am I going in?"

"You’re the expert, you tell me."

"I think I’ll make it up as I go."

"Good plan."

Gojyo straddled Hakkai’s hips again and ran his tongue over Hakkai’s chest, paying special attention to the nipples. He loved the way Hakkai’s bare skin felt against his. Better than any fantasy he’d ever had. His tongue slowly moved its way down Hakkai’s body. He nibbled on the thighs before rolling his tongue over his penis.

Hakkai moaned. "Oh, gods! Gojyo, more!"

"More? Coming right up!" Gojyo picked up the lubricant and spread a little on his finger. He circled the tip several times before plunging the finger into the penis. Hakkai gasped sharply and arched his back. Gojyo pushed his finger in, then pulled it almost out.

In and out.

In and out.

While continuing the thrusts, he spread lubricant on a second finger and wiggled it in next to the first. Hakkai’s gasps and pants grew louder and quicker. He yelled Gojyo’s name and shoved the fingers deeper, as deep as they would go. Gojyo pulled his hand away and, quick as he could, smeared lubricant over his own penis and slid it into Hakkai’s waiting member. He slowly began the in-and-out motion again.

"Gods, Gojyo, I don’t break!" Hakkai moaned. "Be rough!"

Gojyo grinned and thrust hard. "Like that?" he asked, fiercely moving up and down. He assumed the moans and yells were a yes.

When Hakkai came, they collapsed. Gojyo slid his still erect penis out of Hakkai’s now soft one. He grabbed a small towel and wiped Hakkai’s gleaming chest.

"Time for a shower," Gojyo said, wiping the lubricant from his fingers.

Hakkai sat up. "But you haven’t finished yet."

Gojyo shrugged. "We can finish in the shower."

"Oh, no," Hakkai argued, giving his famous Hakkai Smile. "Sex isn’t over until we both are done. It’s only fair." He grabbed the towel and wiped the lubricant and semen from Gojyo’s penis. He then pushed him back on the bed and took him into his mouth.

Gojyo moaned. "Well, if it’s only fair."

Hakkai worked his lips over every inch of skin. He slid his tongue in and out. Then, he removed his mouth and licked all over Gojyo’s stomach. His hand slithered up and began massaging the balls. He stroked Gojyo’s penis, letting his fingers dance over the skin.
Gojyo tensed as his release came. He lay there, suddenly not wanting to get up. He pulled Hakkai up into his arms. "That was great," he murmured. "I think I need a cigarette."

Hakkai laughed softly. "I can’t help but wonder," he mused. "What if Sanzo and Goku were to walk in right now?"

"Are you still worried about them? I thought I distracted you."

Hakkai smiled. "Come on, lets go distract each other in the shower."

"Will we need lots of distraction as time goes on?"

"I believe we will."

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About a mile away, in another inn, Genjyo Sanzo and Son Goku lay in bed, panting, covered in sweat and semen.

"I wonder if Gojyo and Hakkai are having as much fun as we are," Goku said, pulling himself tighter in Sanzo’s arms.

"Doubt it," Sanzo replied.

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(1) baka saru- stupid monkey

Wow, only one Japanese word? Okay, two, but you know what I mean.

Hey, the thanks come at the end! Because I was too lazy to put them at the beginning!

Thanks to all my future reviewers. You guys rock!

Special thanks to Milantha-chan for getting me into Saiyuki. Special thanks to the Serpent Guardian and Mare Na Var for helping me decide on how to do the sex. And special thanks to KawaiiLilMarron for writing those lovely Saiyuki fics and therefore giving me the inspiration to finish. Oh, what the hell, special thanks to Pheonix Elemental for not hitting me when I wanted to discuss the sex. In fact, thanks to all my friends who didn’t hit me! Yay!

Okay, I removed this from FanFiction.Net because I was terribly insulted and even told to stop writing. If that happens here, I will remove it. Yes, I know the sex is damn near impossible. Don't comment. Ever. I have to preview each comment and will not post anything mean. These people are demons. Not only are they anatomically different from humans, but they like pain. A lot. Turns 'em on. Don't comment on it! I'll kill... Okay, I wont. But please be kind.