What ever Happens

Don’t own Yami no Mastuei or Full Metal Alchemist or any of its characters, miss Edward and myself own the plot but that's about it. (Also we’re taking the liberty that you know that these people are from both of the anime/mangas
Thank you so much the wonderful beta that betaed this. (I don't know if you wanted m to use your name *sweatdroop*)
The party that started it.

It was an usually sunny cherry blossom day at the Ministry of Hades, the shokan division, and there was a party going on at the Count's Hall of Candles. It was a pot luck and everyone had to bring something to eat, as the Count was supplying the booze.

The first ones to arrive were Chief Konoe and Tatsumi; Tatsumi got into a verbal fight with the Count right off the bat about, ‘If he could throw parties all the time, why couldn't he help out the with the budget?' Konoe took off at this point and waited to see who was bringing what, as he and Tatsumi brought mochi and fish crackers.

He didn’t have to wait long as the rest almost came at once with one another. Watkaba and Terazuma brought rice balls of assorted flavors and beef jerky (he has a dog possessing him remember). Watari showed up with 003 and they had rum balls, but Watari looked like he was up to something. So the Shokan division was almost all there. The people from the security section came with a variety of food, as well as the ones from the alchemist shokan. They were the ones that took care of more earth bound problems- like earthquakes- that are caused by humans.

Among them were two of the best ones all around- a tall back haired man in a blue military uniform, and a young, short, blonde that was the youngest alchemist and one of the best, even in death. The last ones to show up were Tsuzuki and Hisoka. The taller of the two was carrying a pie like it was his pride and joy, while the other was walking quietly beside him looking around at everyone.

"Don’t tell me Tsuzuki-san you baked again? Remember what happened last time, don’t you?" the blond scientist teased. "Last time you burned the taste buds of your Shiki’s so bad that they were sick for a month."

"You don’t have to worry this time," Hisoka said in his calm voice. "I watched him bake it so it’s an absolutely normal apple pie, I might even eat it."
Everyone was shocked to hear that Hisoka was even willing to eat something that Tsuzuki baked that it made them almost want to try it for themselves.

The Count got involved at that point. "If you're willing to eat it then I’ll put on a contest Hisoka. You and someone else will eat it and we’ll see who can eat the most of it before time is up, but we’ll have it later in the party." The Count handed the pie to Watson and told him to set it aside for later.

Tsuzuki was hoping that the Count was going to go away, but it didn’t work. The Count proceed to hug the life out of Tsuzuki and shouted, "Tsuzuki come to my arms (he's already there Count) and let me love you like no other for doing your first successful cooking." Poor Tsuzuki was trying his best to get away, but it was not working right. Hisoka ignored him while he talked to the younger alchemist named Edward Elric (Ed for short).

"MAAAAAAA! HISOKA!" Tsuzuki whined louder. Through all this he saw Watari put something in his pie, but he wasn’t sure what though. He would have to ask him, as soon as he got away that was. After much pulling and kicking and all that jazz, he finally got away from the Count and went over to Hisoka.

"Maa Hisoka, you could have helped me out," he whined.

"You were doing fine on your own Tsuzuki," the ex-military leader, named Roy Mustang, said

"You and the Count seemed to be quite attached to each other there for awhile. I thought that you and the kid here were sharing a place, but I might have been wrong." The man loved to tease Tsuzuki about everything; it was a good thing that they were best friends.

"Like you weren’t over here hiding from the Count yourself Roy," Ed said. "We all know that the Count likes you and Tsuzuki and wants both of you in his bed at once."

Tsuzuki grinned at Ed’s ability to shut Roy up; they were perfect for each other and had been an item as long as he and Hisoka. They all got along together and always hung out after work and such stuff. Roy didn’t want to admit that he was hiding from the Count and kept his mouth shut, except for the grin of ‘I’m going to get you tonight for that.’

The Count had heard what had been said and never really liking the runt anyway he realized that he could punish the boy for his rudeness by having him eat the pie with Hisoka. Even if the Count had said that the pie might have been successful he wasn’t about it eat it. So with that in mind he shouted over the crowd. "Everyone Hisoka and Edward will now eat the pie the Tsuzuki made! And who ever finishes the most gets a prize of great value." Everyone clapped except the doomed ones.

"Hey" Ed shouted, "I never said I would eat that!" He started to get mad at the Count. He knew the Count hated him and would do anything he could to him.

"It’s fine," Hisoka said, "I helped him make it, so it should be normal." And he started to walk to the 'destined place of doom’ or so he thought to himself; Ed reluctantly followed behind

They got to the table where the pie was and it had to chairs and place settings on it. They each took a chair and waited to be told to begin, Matsumoto was the one handing out the pieces of pie.

"There is a 30 minute time limit and you just have to say next piece and I’ll give you one, the one who is able to eat the most wins." 'How did the Count talk me into this, oh right he said if Hisoka wins he would give the department a contribution,’ Tatsumi thought. He put a piece in front of each and the Count said, "Begin."

Hisoka took a bite and thought, ‘not bad, though I don’t know what this other flavor is, maybe he added to much cinnamon,’ and continued eating. Ed didn’t think anything but just concentrated on eating.

Tsuzuki now had the chance to talk to Watari, so he walked up to the man that was watching with interest at the two eating the pie; he didn’t noticed when Tsuzuki walked up to him.

"So" Tsuzuki said, scaring the blond man next to him even with a low voice, "what did you put into my pie? You didn’t ruin it, did you?" He really wanted a pie that didn’t make people sick.

"I don’t know what your talking about Tsuzuki," Watari said with a slight tremor of fear of being caught. "All I did was add some special meat in it to enhance the flavor. I would never ruin something you made," he said still watching the two eat, they both were on piece number two.

"Well you better not have or I will have to do something to your lab." Last time Watari had made Tsuzuki mad he let one of his Shiki's alone in the room and told them “have fun making a mess." Of course the Shiki followed orders but was still very confused by it.

They watched the two continue to eat in silence. The two had kept an even pace all the way through, and now it was down to the last piece, whoever finished this piece first got the last one. Hisoka didn’t know what took over him but he wanted that last piece of pie; he was hungry for some odd reason and after three pieces still wanted more.

He quickly ate the one in front of him and called out, not one second before Ed, "next please." Tatsumi was so happy, the Count would now give a contribution to the juuohcho and Hisoka also wasn’t sick from eating the pie, in fact he seemed hungry and wanting more. This fact didn’t really seem to worry people except Tsuzuki who thought it was weird but left it alone. ( By the way Tatsumi cut the pie into big pieces that why there's not a lot)

Hisoka was done with the pie and everyone clapped; the Count, pretending to be happy over the fact that they both were fine, gave Hisoka a rare planet (he had two gifts- one was a riding crop for Roy and the other was a plant for Tsuzuki, but he was not able to give them out, so he decided that they should get them from their lovers, so he gave the riding crop to Ed for Roy).

After the party Hisoka still felt hungry but didn’t want to say anything to Tsuzuki, thinking that Tsuzuki would want him to go home and have more of his cooking. When they reached their place Hisoka set the plant on the table while Tsuzuki went upstairs to take a shower. Hisoka stood in the kitchen thinking, ‘What’s wrong with me, I have this hunger but nothing I eat satisfies me, what do I want?’ When he heard Tsuzuki sing loudly in the shower it hit him, he was "hungry" for Tsuzuki, he was lusting after him. He tried fighting the urge to go into the shower, but it didn’t work for long.

He crept in to the bathroom and got himself undressed. He opened the door and when Tsuzuki saw him he asked in a low and sultry voice, "Can I come in Tsuzuki?" Tsuzuki having never seen Hisoka so lustful only could nod his head. That nod was all that Hisoka needed and entered the shower closing the door, pushing Tsuzuki up against the cooled tile and started to kiss him with a frenzy that sent Tsuzuki’s blood boiling.

Hisoka ran his hands up against his lover's wet and slick body, and gradually made his way to Tsuzuki’s awaking member. As he started to stroke it he sucked and nipped at Tsuzuki’s neck and down to his nipples where he nipped and licked there, still pumping the weeping member.
Tsuzuki, never knowing that Hisoka could have this wild side, was lost in the emotions of being dominated by the blond who was licking and nipping lower to his manhood. He tried to say, "Hisoka, please," but never got that far as Hisoka started to lick and suck on Tsuzuki member.
All Tsuzuki could do was moan in response and run his hands in Hisoka’s soft but now wet hair. When Hisoka started to use his hand to rub at the sac underneath Tsuzuki gasped loudly and it echoed in the bathroom.

Hisoka had teased Tsuzuki and himself enough, his own member was twitching impatiently. He wanted Tsuzuki in him now. So he stopped his ministrations on Tsuzuki’s member and stood up just to have Tsuzuki push him up against the tiled wall and kissing his while fondling the very ready blonde. Tsuzuki started to suck at Hisoka’s neck in time with the pull of his hand which was causing the blond to practically scream "more........oh Tsuzuki......Please more."

Tsuzuki started to pump Hisoka faster almost in a frieze, and when Hisoka thought that he couldn’t take any more Tsuzuki inserted a wet finger into his ass and started to thrust. He quickly added a second and started to scissor his fingers to stretch out Hisoka.

The added sensations of the trusting fingers and the pumping of his weeping cock sent Hisoka over the edge. He saw the white stars behind his eyes as he released. After he finished spasming, he slowly hooked one of his legs over Tsuzuki's arm, the one whose fingers were still in side of him.

Tsuzuki didn’t need to be told twice. He pulled his fingers out and lifted Hisoka so both his legs were hooked under his and he positioned Hisoka over his member. Kissing Hisoka as he penetrated, Tsuzuki couldn’t help but moan into the other's mouth. "So good and tight Hisoka," he said as he was sunk deeper into his lover's portal.

Hisoka wanted him to go faster, the slow pace was killing him and he was getting hard again. So using his arms that were around Tsuzuki’s neck as leverage he shoved the rest of the way on to Tsuzuki. They both moaned from the feeling and Hisoka didn’t wait to adjust as he started to thrust up and down as much as he could.
Tsuzuki got the idea and took over the pace. At first it was a soft demanding pace, but it quickly got more heated as Hisoka purred into his ear, "more.....uhh. Please faster....ahhh!" Tsuzuki repositioned Hisoka on the wall so he could hit the special place inside of him. Upon feeling his prostate getting hit again and again Hisoka’s thoughts of everything else went out the window.
"Yes Tsuzuki right there, oh god, do that again, ahh that’s right baby fuck me hard and long. Ahh." Hearing this Tsuzuki got more violent in his thrusting, erratic and wild, and upon hear the swear word and the sound of enjoyment from Hisoka he was pushed closer to the edge.

He wanted to take Hisoka there are well, so he carefully repositioned again and was able to grab Hisoka’s member as he hit Hisoka’s sweet spot. "Oh god Hisoka your so tight, so wonderful," was all he could say over and over again. They both didn’t last long after that, Hisoka came first screaming Tsuzuki's name and Tsuzuki followed right after him. After they both started to recover from the aftermath of the release, Tsuzuki gently pulled out of Hisoka and put in on the tiled floor. He then washed off himself and Hisoka and after rinsing, shut off the water and helped Hisoka out and into a towel.

But Hisoka still wasn’t feeling satisfied, so before Tsuzuki could dress he grabbed the man from behind and wrapped his arms around the other man’s waist and asked, "are you ready for another round?" Tsuzuki smiled and made love to his lover several more times that night. After both were too exhausted to go another round, they both fell asleep in each others arms. Neither of them saw a man in a white trench coat and business suit, pick up Hisoka and take him away till morning.