Safety First
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+G to L › Kyou Kara Maou
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
4
Views:
9,195
Reviews:
14
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Kyou Kara Maou, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Safety First
This is my response to a challenge by Lovelovegirl. It was for a Yuuri X Wolfram fic with this line as inspiration:
~"Yuuri, what is this?" Wolfram asked, holding up a small square packet that had fallen out of Yuuri's bag. Yuuri felt as if he would die of embarrassment and he wondered just how a condom got into his bag.~
I wrote this a while ago, but I'm redoing parts of it now, please let me know what you think!
Safety First
The swirling stopped and Yuuri was face up in a pool looking at the sky. It became easier and easier to deal with moving between worlds, just not any drier. He had managed to keep a hold of his bag, even if everything in it was soaked now.
The smile on his face was enough to make anyone think he was crazy, but they wouldn’t know that he was smiling at the sounds of several people approaching, and not his watery landing. It didn’t take long before Gunter, Conrad and Wolfram were upon him with dry clothes and welcoming smiles.
This is what he looked forward to the most, seeing loving smiling faces greet him. The young demon king had appeared in one of the garden pools at Blood Pledge castle, so it was a quick trip inside to get changed.
When Yuuri came back in his nice black suit he was treated to something at first amusing and then horrifying. Gunter and Wolfram were fighting over his bag, competing to see who would dry it out for their Maou. No mere bag could hold up to this level of devotion and predictably the contents of said bag were all over the floor in no time. The blonde let go of his half of the ruined satchel so he could bend down and pick up the still damp belongings. His purple haired partner in crime rushed off to find something to fix the rip neither man wanted to fess up to.
Conrad was still busy relating recent events to Yuuri and neither man had really wanted to be involved when this minor disaster struck. Thus the Maou was not looking when the real disaster hit.
“Yuuri, what is this?” Wolfram asked, holding up a small square packet that had fallen out of Yuuri’s bag.
Yuuri felt as if he would die of embarrassment and he wondered just how a condom got into his bag. He wasn’t able to respond at all right then as the larger implications left him doing his best impression of a deer in headlights. Wolf poked at the package as if it were something dangerous; tensed and holding it away from his face.
Conrad looked a little upset by this, but wasn’t saying anything. He stepped forward and took the condom from Wolfram, gave Yuuri a disappointed sort of look and left the room without saying a word. All the color that had gone from Yuuri’s face came back suddenly ending in a bright blush when Conrad walked by him.
Wolf looked angry and continued picking up his fiancés belongings. As Yuuri looked on Wolfram picked up another condom and set it on the table where he had already set a baseball and an extra shoe. But where could they have come from? Then it hit him.
Murata.
He had been talking with Murata recently at the beach. They were trying their second year of summer work together and the dyed blonde was still looking for a pretty girl to impress. Only this time his goals had become more ecchi. He had a whole box of condoms in reserve in his locker “just in case”. He had been lecturing the young Maou on safety and how important it was for him to have fun within reason. Come to think of it Murata had asked to borrow a book from Yuuri and he had just handed his whole bag over.
Under any other circumstances Yuuri might have been more interested in what happened to his bag, but something had distracted him. His blush turned darker as he remembered what exactly had caught his eye. Murata had already been lecturing him when someone ran by. He was young, slim and blonde, a beautiful man with a perfect ass. He was calling after a girl who was running ahead of him, and the sound was so familiar it was frightening. As soon as he called out “Yumi!” in a slightly exasperated voice Yuuri could no longer ignore that his pants were too tight. Could he really have made the mistake of putting on the wrong sized shorts? Or was he really that turned on by someone who looked and sounded like Wolfram?
Yuuri came back from his flashback with a violent shake of the head. Wolf was done with the cleanup operations and stared questioningly at his fiancé. Sunlight was coming in brightly through the windows and highlighted his golden hair and slim figure.
“So what is this Yuuri? Why would Weller want one?” He was playing with another one of the condoms, having found two more on the floor during cleanup. Yuuri coughed nervously.
“It’s a contraceptive device,” Conrad answered. He had just come back in and Gunter was pushing in behind him. Wolfram thought about this for a moment but obviously was not completely familiar with the term. He looked miffed, like the older man was holding something back from him and to the young Maou’s dismay Conrad opened his mouth to continue. Yuuri took this opportunity to slip out of the room anticipating his need to be very far away from his fiancé as soon as possible.
“Mazoku use a spell for this function, but humans obviously cannot, so this is their solution. It’s very simple; to the point that each one is made for one use and then it’s discarded. This item prevents a man from getting a woman pregnant when he has sex with her.”
Even the ladies washing clothes on the other side of the castle very clearly heard Wolfram scream “YUURI!”
AN: This is more of a tease than an opening chapter I suppose, but I wanted to test the waters, plus I'm still changing the next chapters. Please review!
~"Yuuri, what is this?" Wolfram asked, holding up a small square packet that had fallen out of Yuuri's bag. Yuuri felt as if he would die of embarrassment and he wondered just how a condom got into his bag.~
I wrote this a while ago, but I'm redoing parts of it now, please let me know what you think!
Safety First
The swirling stopped and Yuuri was face up in a pool looking at the sky. It became easier and easier to deal with moving between worlds, just not any drier. He had managed to keep a hold of his bag, even if everything in it was soaked now.
The smile on his face was enough to make anyone think he was crazy, but they wouldn’t know that he was smiling at the sounds of several people approaching, and not his watery landing. It didn’t take long before Gunter, Conrad and Wolfram were upon him with dry clothes and welcoming smiles.
This is what he looked forward to the most, seeing loving smiling faces greet him. The young demon king had appeared in one of the garden pools at Blood Pledge castle, so it was a quick trip inside to get changed.
When Yuuri came back in his nice black suit he was treated to something at first amusing and then horrifying. Gunter and Wolfram were fighting over his bag, competing to see who would dry it out for their Maou. No mere bag could hold up to this level of devotion and predictably the contents of said bag were all over the floor in no time. The blonde let go of his half of the ruined satchel so he could bend down and pick up the still damp belongings. His purple haired partner in crime rushed off to find something to fix the rip neither man wanted to fess up to.
Conrad was still busy relating recent events to Yuuri and neither man had really wanted to be involved when this minor disaster struck. Thus the Maou was not looking when the real disaster hit.
“Yuuri, what is this?” Wolfram asked, holding up a small square packet that had fallen out of Yuuri’s bag.
Yuuri felt as if he would die of embarrassment and he wondered just how a condom got into his bag. He wasn’t able to respond at all right then as the larger implications left him doing his best impression of a deer in headlights. Wolf poked at the package as if it were something dangerous; tensed and holding it away from his face.
Conrad looked a little upset by this, but wasn’t saying anything. He stepped forward and took the condom from Wolfram, gave Yuuri a disappointed sort of look and left the room without saying a word. All the color that had gone from Yuuri’s face came back suddenly ending in a bright blush when Conrad walked by him.
Wolf looked angry and continued picking up his fiancés belongings. As Yuuri looked on Wolfram picked up another condom and set it on the table where he had already set a baseball and an extra shoe. But where could they have come from? Then it hit him.
Murata.
He had been talking with Murata recently at the beach. They were trying their second year of summer work together and the dyed blonde was still looking for a pretty girl to impress. Only this time his goals had become more ecchi. He had a whole box of condoms in reserve in his locker “just in case”. He had been lecturing the young Maou on safety and how important it was for him to have fun within reason. Come to think of it Murata had asked to borrow a book from Yuuri and he had just handed his whole bag over.
Under any other circumstances Yuuri might have been more interested in what happened to his bag, but something had distracted him. His blush turned darker as he remembered what exactly had caught his eye. Murata had already been lecturing him when someone ran by. He was young, slim and blonde, a beautiful man with a perfect ass. He was calling after a girl who was running ahead of him, and the sound was so familiar it was frightening. As soon as he called out “Yumi!” in a slightly exasperated voice Yuuri could no longer ignore that his pants were too tight. Could he really have made the mistake of putting on the wrong sized shorts? Or was he really that turned on by someone who looked and sounded like Wolfram?
Yuuri came back from his flashback with a violent shake of the head. Wolf was done with the cleanup operations and stared questioningly at his fiancé. Sunlight was coming in brightly through the windows and highlighted his golden hair and slim figure.
“So what is this Yuuri? Why would Weller want one?” He was playing with another one of the condoms, having found two more on the floor during cleanup. Yuuri coughed nervously.
“It’s a contraceptive device,” Conrad answered. He had just come back in and Gunter was pushing in behind him. Wolfram thought about this for a moment but obviously was not completely familiar with the term. He looked miffed, like the older man was holding something back from him and to the young Maou’s dismay Conrad opened his mouth to continue. Yuuri took this opportunity to slip out of the room anticipating his need to be very far away from his fiancé as soon as possible.
“Mazoku use a spell for this function, but humans obviously cannot, so this is their solution. It’s very simple; to the point that each one is made for one use and then it’s discarded. This item prevents a man from getting a woman pregnant when he has sex with her.”
Even the ladies washing clothes on the other side of the castle very clearly heard Wolfram scream “YUURI!”
AN: This is more of a tease than an opening chapter I suppose, but I wanted to test the waters, plus I'm still changing the next chapters. Please review!