Cherry

One shots for Legal Drug!

Ppl: Kazahaya et Rikou DUH!

Plot: cherry stem test. Total classic even if it’s the teensiest bit unoriginal…I think I’ve read about five such plots in Inuyasha…oh well I love it so enjoy, review (flame is you feel obligated) or I will hunt you down with a frozen meat chop and beat you to bloody pulp. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chapters: one. Again, DUH! ONESHOT!

And so our Story Begin-eth

Oh, I just want to shout out to Lokogato-sama who wrote the most AMAZING legal drug one shot back when there wasn’t a whole lot of it. It’s called “death kissing” and you all have to go read it because it’s fantastic! Just don’t compare it to mine because mine pales…sob!

Kazahaya Kudo was sprawled across the deck chair at the front of the store, munching happily on cherries.

“Working hard, I see.”

“Arrrgghhh!” Kazahaya sprang fro his chair, whirling around to see Kakei smiling that chilling smile at his slacker employer. Saiga was right behind Kakei, looking oh so cool in his dark shades.

“Umm...I…cherry?” Kazahaya held out the box to the two men, trying to look as innocent as possible.

“Mmm. Don’t mind if I do.” Kakei chose a particularly plump cherry and sat down across from Kazahaya.

“You know,” Saiga said as he popped a cherry into his mouth, his arm draped over Kakei’s shoulders, “If someone can tie a cherry stem into a knot using only their tongue, it means they’re a good kisser.”

“What! No way!” Kazahaya gasped, and looked at Kakei, who nodded his head in agreement.

“It’s fairly easy, of course.” He chuckled softly.

“You can do it then?” Kazahaya asked, letting the cherry in his fingers drop away in his surprise.

Kakei leaned forward and tore a stem from a cherry. He put it on his tongue and closed his mouth, working vigorously to tie it up. Kazahaya watched, awe struck, as Kakei drew a fully knotted stem from his lips.

“And Saiga can do it as well.” He said.

“Wow, Kakei, that’s amazing!” Kazahaya praised. A look of determination came over his pretty features. He reached for a cherry and pulled away the stem.

“If Saiga can do it, so can I!” He stuck the stem on his tounge and started twisting.

And twisting.

…And twisting some more…

“Wahh!” Kazahaya cried, spitting out the bitter stem and slumping in his chair.

“Ah well…I suppose it takes some practice.” Kakei said comfortingly, while Saiga sat doubled over, shaking with silent giggles.

“I guess.” Kazahaya pouted.

“You can go now, Kazahaya, I believe your shift is over.” Kakei smiled gently at him, inconspicuously elbowing Saiga, who was now an odd shade of red. Kazahaya left, taking the cherry box with him.

Rikou wearily climbed the stairs, pulling of his shirt as he went. It had been a long day, and now he was thinking longingly of his soft bed and warm pj’s.

Kazahaya was already in their room, sitting on his bed with a box of cherries beside him and a strange expression on his face, as though he had swallowed something unpleasant. He looked up when Rikou entered, then let his eyes slide away when he saw Rikou was shirtless. Rikou smirked at the blush creeping across the smaller boys face.

“What the hell are you doing?”

“Hm?” Kazahaya looked up innocently.

“Why is your face all scrunched up like that?”

“Oh.” Kazahaya blushed scarlet and mumbled something incoherently.

“What was that?” Rikou leaned on the bed, his face inches from Kazahaya, and took the others chin into his hand.

Kazahaya opened his mouth to yell but stopped, caught up in Rikou’s dark eyes.

“I was…um…trying to tie a cherry stem in a knot.”

“With your tongue?” Rikou asked, his eyebrows raised in amusement. Kazahaya nodded, starring down at his red stained fingers. Rikou frowned seriously and grabbed a cherry. Kazahaya watched open mouthed as Rikou swallowed the stem. Five seconds later and Rikou held up a fully knotted stem.

“How...how!” Kazahaya was blushing even harder, but now it was partly from frustration as well as embarrassment. But so what if Rikou could tie a stupid stem and he couldn’t! Kakei and Saiga could both do it, so it wasn’t like Rikou was special...right? It just meant…he was a good kisser…eek!

“So what’s the big deal about that?” Rikou was asking, not looking all to impressed.

“Well it’s um…”Kazahaya tried to think of a way to explain without making it obvious that he couldn’t do it. He was once again surprised at how speechless this stupid topic made him.

“If you can tie a knot with your tongue…it means, I mean, Kakei says that it means…you’re a good kisser.”

Rikou’s eyes widened slightly, “Really?”

A nod.

“So can you?”

“What?”

“Tie a knot?”

“er…” Kazahaya squirmed slightly and muttered, “No.”

A silence followed, and finally Kazahaya chanced a look up at Rikou. The look on his roommates face knocked the breath out of him. It was the strangest most venerable look he had ever seen in the others eyes. And underneath it all was an expression of pure mirth.

Kazahaya sucked in his breath and snapped, “What! Just cuz you can and I can’t doesn’t mean you have to rub it in! It’s stupid anyway!”

“I agree.”

“Huh?” that hadn’t been the answer Kazahaya was expecting.

“I agree.” Rikou repeated, “I don’t think you can tell if someone’s a good kisser until you’ve kissed them yourself.”

“Oh.” Kazahaya wasn’t sure what to feel. Was Rikou making fun of him? Or was he just being nice?

“So…”Rikou trailed off. Catlike, he slid down to sit beside Kazahaya. One hand rested on Kazahaya’s lower back, pulling the blonde boy gently towards Rikou. The other held his chin firmly, but not forcibly.

“Rikou?”

“Hmm?”

“What are…”

And then Rikou kissed him. It was slow and sweet, their lips barley grazing. Kazahaya was to shocked to pull away, and even if he could have, he wouldn’t. Rikou’s lips were warm and his touch soft. He tasted like dark chocolate.

“See?” Rikou whispered when the kiss broke, “You’re a great kisser.”

Hope you liked it! Let me know if there is anything I can fix up. YAY FOR ONESHOTS!