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Painless Love

By: MegFallow
folder Hellsing › General
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 3
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Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Title: Painless Love

Disclaimer: I don’t own Hellsing I am just doing this for shits and grins-A LOT OF GRINS!

A/N: This is my first slash story. And instead of doing the norm that consists of Alucard being a rape-happy vampire I thought of doing something different and making him into a uke for once. But a believable uke neverless. This story has been on my mind for a while and though I like Alucard/Anderson I couldn't figure out ways that Anderson would be that crazy enough to do this. But I saw so much potential in Enrico for this to occur that I just couldn't resist. Plus, I see very few uke Alucard stories (and he can be as sexy as the seme version. All naked, helpless, and abused *wink wink*) even those as IC as I tried to make this.

So sit back and enjoy also feel free to leave a few reviews and ratings if you want.

Pairing: Enrico/Alucard

Warning: Nothing here except some few languages and a description of a baby getting shot.


A full moon hung over the roof of the Hellsing Estate. It was deathly quiet. Not even the servants were moving around; sleeping in thier quarters, worried that Alucard would bother them or tease thier dreams. But the vampire was standing before his master in her office discussing the nature of thier previous mission in her reports. It was a disaster, as she had read, he was sent in to quell the ghoul infestation in a local hospital and it ended with the record kill of 234 ghouls but to top it off twenty-eight hostages injured and one pregnant woman dead with a irate husband planning on taking her to court for the wrongful death of his wife and unborn child.

"What the hell went wrong Alucard?" she demanded slamming the supeona down on her desk,"what happened?"

"I think what happened is that Mister Walosher isn't greatful that he dosen't have a ghoulish mother and baby feeding off of him," replied Alucard,"that is what happened, I saw that mother trying to eat her own child, I would have saved the baby and turned the woman to dust if that damn Judas Priest didn't get in the way! He had to be put in place-"

"This was not suppose to be a dickwavering fight," she snapped,"you were suppose to have irradicated the ghouls and evacuate the hostages, I have had enough of critism from the public officers saying that my intentions of hostage well-being are poorly carried out. You fight Anderson on your own time not mine!"

"So you expect me to work alongside that Vatican's bitch?"

"No, but if you see him trying to take a few non-ghoul humans out of harm's way you don't go attacking him with guns blazing and having one or two get thier eyes shot out!" fumed The Hellsing Superior,"a bullet through a infant's brain, what makes you think that you were going to think about doing it and it would be okay to accomplish, it was a infant, you can't do the same thing you would do to it like you did with Officer Victoria in Cheddar! NOW GET OUT!"

"Master, if you would let me explain why I had to shoot the baby-"

"GET THE HELL OUT!" A silver ashtray flew across the room and dented Alucard right between the eyes.

As he vanished to his chambers he could hear Integra mumbling something along the lines of "...a fitting punishment for Alucard."

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In the dark corner of the dungeon he waited, his sack of equiptment filled with everything he needed to weaken the vampire and prepare for his plans, the man grinned as he heard Alucard's heavy footsteps going down the long winding stairs and down the dark corridors that lead into his chambers.

"Soon," he whispered,"your powers will be mine..."

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The moment he stepped through the doorway into his chambers and walked into the center of the room, the first thing he noticed was that his guns were lying neatly on the table. And everything was too orderly. Normally the outside enviroment sorted out like a typically day. But with someone who was not a typical man or even a human at all, Alucard became like a dog sensing that an intruder was coming upon his master's front lawn. Fangs bared and all five senses heightened.

A sharp ordor hit his nose and he repressed a gagging cough, but it came out regardless curling his body foreward and burning his nostrils. His mind triggered the identity behind the scent to be garlic bulbs. Much to some expert beliefs-the smell of garlic triggered a uncomfortable sensation in vampires. The ordor was very much strong and overwhelming, whereas to a human it would just tingling feeling the senses; to a vampire it was like a noxious fume that could make some fall to their knees. And the more of them there were, the more the stench would hold them. He secretly glanced over towards the threshold out of the corner of his eye and saw freash bulbs of garlic tied to ropes and laced around the wooden doorframe above large celldoor.

"What the hell?" he thought.

Glancing around he crept towards the table in front of his large chair and casually reached over to grab his jackal. He slithered his hand towards the handle of gun trying to not make it look to whoever was watching that he knew that he was being observed. He would get the upper hand sooner or later. With the speed of a stricking viper he grabbed for the handle and screamed out in pain. The metal against his flesh sizzled and smoke appeared inbetween the handle and his palms melting the metal into fusing into his fingers.

It was like he had placed his guns on the grate of a firey hot heater burning deeply through the cloth of his glove and into the palm of his hand. Letting out a deep throated growl he raised his hand and removed the fingers from around his gun wincing in every pain as fabrics of his clothed glove and skin peeled off when the gun fell from his hands and broke in half on the rocky concrete floor. He reached out with his good hand to the other gun hoping that it too was not tampered with but to his bereavement he got the same reaction he did from his other gun.

A soft sizzling sound reached his ears as he tore his other hand away from his Joshua leaving behind a scrotched glove cloth and piece of skin around the handle. He threw it down like a hot pototoe and bared his fangs.

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?!" he screamed, "WHATEVER JOKE YOU ARE PLAYING ITS NOT FUNNY!"

Two arms wrapped around his waist and pressed his stomach into the side of the table pinning him down. A lean chest pressed up against his back. His first instinct was to use his strength to throw the agressor off but thinking it could be Integra with another one of her punishments he leaned into the restraint and purred.

"Integra?" he smirked,"a little foreward are we?"

So this is my punishment...being submitted and forced to commit wanton acts of carnality until it hurts?

In his ear came a baritone chuckle that was a bit too masculine to be Integra.

"If you were not a vampire and were a catholic instead," the voice whispered,"you would make a beautiful alter-boy Alucard."

Suddenly he felt a cloth satuated with garlic cover his mouth and press cutting off his conscienceness while the one arm remained around his waist tighting its vice. Everything in his body began to shut off trying to overcome the overwhelming stench of strong garlic filling his nose and stinging into his brain with nothing short of a foggy disorientation that left his whole body limp and heavy. The last thing he felt before blacking out was the wood chips scraping under his nails and the dragging sound it made as he was being pulled away from the table into utter darkness as his body thudded heavily into the coffin behind him.

TBC

Alucard: Dammit how could you! Like getting yelled at by Master was bad enough!
Me: Oh please you complain now just wait until Part II
Alucard: O.O *screams and faints*

Sorry I left it off as a cliff-hanger I plan on continuing it as soon as I can. Predict all the warnings you saw as about to come true in Part Two of this slash.... Au Revoir!
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