Lece\'s Birthday Present

Written as a gift for cousin. I write a lot of those. This one is a little confusing though… background story, Lece is with Allen and Lavi. Rave is with Kanda. Rhode is a yaoi fangirl who got in touch with the girls and decided to play a free for all. There is the drama between Kanda and Rave that all couples have… sometimes… I dunno I’m playing it by ear and listening to the voices in my head.
This was written along with Lece’s fic Rhode’s Birthday Wish and all the other fics like it posted by her. She goes into more detail than I do. Not Children of Innocence though. That’ll confuse you if you read that thinking this is a side story.

Warnings: Yaoi, toys, bdsm, questionable consent, implied m/f and m/f/m, implied torture, language. And a complete disregard for Lero. Sorry… gotta pick on him.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LECE-SAMA! HOPE YOU ENJOY THE YAOI GOODNESS!
Oh, in case you don’t figure it out, ~~~ means scene change. Enjoy!

"Lero... Earl-sama.... what are you doing lero?"
The Earl's big mouth spread in a wide smile. "Well Lero, Earl-sama is lonely. The Noah are all off causing trouble. Earl-sama wants some lovin!"
"Lero! No! EARL-SAMA!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Off in the corner, a single white rose falls to the floor...
~~~~
Rhode perked up in her room. "Ne, Tyki-kun? Did you hear something?"
Tyki looked up from his book on non-con yaoi. "Ah yes... I’d know that scream anywhere. Poor Lero..."
Rhode blinked curiously. "What are you talking about Tyki-kun?"
"Nothing dear Rhode-chan," Tyki said smiling, "Just ignore me. And the screams. I must do more research."
"Research for what Tyki-kun?"
"My plans for a certain group of Exorcists...."
Rhode grinned. "Let me in on it!”
"Are you sure?"
"YEAH! I wanna watch!"
~~~~
Miles away, two women are curled around passed out bishi men discussing, what else, how to get them together. Lece sighed. "Allen and Lavi won't fuck, no matter what I do... how are you doing with Kanda?"
Rave toyed with the dark haired man's loose hair. "He says he devotes himself fully to one person. And he's already chosen that person. He has no room for another."
"Who did he devote himself to?"
Rave glared at Lece. "Smart ass."
Lece shrugged. “You think we could trick them into doing it?”
“Might work on Lavi and Allen, but Kanda is in tune with everything I do. He’ll know we’re up to something.”
“Right… wait. Are you calling Allen-koi and Lavi-koi stupid?”
“Not stupid per se,” Rave said, “Just gullible and blind to everything you do.”
“Just how I like em!” Lece said.
Kanda grumbled and pulled Rave tighter against his body. “Go to sleep onna,” he said in her ear.
She shivered and said, “Ok Kanda.”
He nodded in satisfaction and pressed a gentle kiss below her ear. “We’ll continue in the morning,” he said quietly.
Rave whimpered and turned so her head rested under his chin. “I look forward to it.”
Lece shook her head. Rave was so obviously in love with the swordsman it was pathetic. But neither had confessed love to the other. Kanda had almost said it by saying he devoted himself to one person only. But Rave didn’t get that she loved him. She didn’t get that he loved her. She couldn’t see that everything he did, he did for her. ‘And Ravie-chan says Allen-koi and Lavi-koi are blind…’
She shrugged and snuggled between her two loves. ‘She’ll realize it eventually. I hope….’
‘I just hope he doesn’t ‘continue’ while we’re in the room. I told Komui giving us a shared dorm was a bad idea…’
~~~~
Rave yawned as she sat beside Kanda in the middle of the training grounds. They ate breakfast there every morning to watch the sunrise. “Lece-chan and the baka’s are sleeping in today,” she said leaning against him.
“Good. A peaceful meal,” he said.
Rave smiled softly. “Komui gave me a mission,” he said, “I leave in a few hours.”
Rave pouted. “We were supposed to train today,” she said.
“I know. I get the feeling that’s why he did it,” Kanda growled.
Rave grinned. “Maybe he has the hots for me and wants to get you out of the way so he can make his move…”
Kanda made to stand, Mugen already in his hand, a murderous look on his face. She grabbed his arm laughing. “I’m kidding Kanda!”
He sat, still grumbling about Komui’s demented ideas. “He’s a dead man if he ever thinks of touching you,” he growled.
Rave shook her head, laughing lightly. “Even if he did have the hots for me,” she said softly.
She straddled his lap, moving his souba cup to the blanket he’d spread out. She twined her arms around his neck and whispered against his lips, “He’ll never have me. There’s only one man here allowed to touch me. And I’m about to kiss him.”
Kanda smirked and wrapped his arms around her slender waist. “Just a kiss?” he said.
Rave tilted her head back, appearing to think about it. “Well… I do remember someone promising a continuation of something last night.”
Kanda let out a possessive growl as he kissed her. She relaxed against him, her eyes sliding shut. He shifted so they laid back on the blanket, his larger body on top of her. “Outdoor sex,” Rave said smirking, “Kinky. Very kinky. Didn’t know you had it in you, Kanda.”
He said, “When I return from the mission, I intend to show you just how kinky I can be.”
“Oh really?” Rave asked wrapping her legs around his waist, “And just what did you have in mind?”
“That, dear Rave,” he said kissing her throat, “Is a secret.”
Rave pouted. “I don’t have the patience right now for secrets.”
“Patience is a virtue.”
“Yeah, and she’s also a sadistic cruel bitch.”
“Then allow me to distract you.”
~~~~
Lece finished her final adjustments on the sleeping men. She smirked and sat a letter down beside their heads. She turned back to the shorter girl. “That’s all done. Now to handle Kanda-kun. I’m sure Ravie-chan has him properly distracted.”
Rhode grinned. “I set up the cameras like you said. How long will it take for the pills to take effect?”
“About 20 minutes at max. Lavi-kun usually wakes up around that time. If we can slip it to Kanda-kun and get him here in time the yaoi goodness can begin. Even if we don’t get Kanda-kun, these two won’t be able to resist my orders.”
“And in a few days, when they’ve let their guards down, Tyki-kun can have his fun with them.”
“As long as it isn’t to non-con I have no problem. But if he leaves a single scar on any of the guys I’ll personally give him a sex change. Be sure to tell him that,” Lece said.
Rhode said, “He doesn’t want to rape them. Just a little BDSM before they beg him to fuck them.”
“I don’t suppose a uke Tyki is possible?”
“I’ll talk to him about it,” Rhode said, “You just make sure the guys have their fun here. And send me the videos!”
“But of course. Ravie-chan and I aren’t the type to abandon a fellow yaoi fan-girl. I wish you’d come to us sooner. It must be so tough being surrounded by guys who are either fugly or would never fuck another guy. We’re lucky Tyki wants the guys.”
“And Rave-san if that’s possible,” Rhode said perking up, “He said he’s been wanting her for a long time.”
“I don’t know…” Lece said, “She’s pretty loyal to Kanda-kun. We aren’t in this to set her up with another guy. Just to get the guys to embrace the yaoi within.”
Rhode nodded. “Alright. I have to get back to Earl-san. He wants to have a family meal. Meaning he has a mission for one of us.”
Lece nodded. “I’ll go give Kanda-kun his happy pill. Call me if there is trouble, Rhode-chan.”
“You two are my heroes,” Rhode said grinning.
~~~~
Rave rested against Kanda as they watched the sun fully rise. “Be safe, alright?” she said softly.
“I have to come back in one piece to enjoy my promise to you Rave,” he said gently stroking her side.
“Promise me you’ll be safe.”
“I swear to you I’ll come home.”
Rave leaned up and kissed him softly. “Good,” she said grinning, “Because if you get hurt I’ll have to have my fun with Lavi or something. I’m sure Lece-chan wouldn’t mind sharing…”
Kanda growled. “Don’t even joke about that…”
“Morning!”
Rave looked up at Lece and smiled. “Morning Lece-chan. The boys sleeping in?”
“You could say that,” Lece said winking.
Kanda ‘hn’d’ and looked back to the sky. “Lazy baka’s.”
Lece mouthed, “It’s all ready. Rhode’s gone now.”
Rave nodded and stood, stretching. Kanda kept his eyes on her body the whole time. Lece took that time to slip a powder into his souba and stir it up. “We need to get inside,” Rave said, “Eat up Kanda-kun. You need your energy.”
He nodded and finished his semi-cool souba. Lece smirked and winked at Rave. Rave furrowed her brow in confusion. Kanda stood and said, “I’m going.”
Rave nodded and waved two fingers at him. They’d had their goodbye already. Kanda walked inside. Rave turned to Lece as she began to giggle. “Great! The plan is working!”
“What?” Rave asked confused.
“Lavi-koi and Allen-koi are all ready for each other. And the aphrodisiac should take effect in a little bit for Dear Kanda-kun. I took into account his curse’s healing abilities when I administered the dosage.”
Rave looked horrified. “You… gave it… to Kanda… just now…”
Lece grinned at Rave. "Why do you look so surprised?"
"Lece-chan..." Rave said softly, "Kanda-kun is going on a mission. Now."
".....FUCK! HE'S GONNA FUCK AN AKUMA OR SOMETHING! HIS DICK IS GONNA GET CURSED AND FALL OFF! I'M SORRY RAVIE!!!!"
Rave's eye twitched. "You are in so much trouble."
~~~~
Kanda shifted uncomfortably in his seat as the train took off. For some reason, he was hard. This was funny since Rave’s goodbye kiss hadn’t been all that hot considering they’d just had sex. A chaste kiss and a promise that he'll come home safely. So why the hell was he harder than the time he'd walked in on her taking a shower?! His golem bounced around, signaling he had a message. "Kanda-kun!" Rave yelled, "Don't get on the train!"
"To late..." he said, "What's the problem?"
"Lece being a fucking idiot," Rave said, "She... well... promise you won't kill her?"
"No promises. What did she do?"
"She... did your souba taste funny to you?"
"A little. Why?"
"Um....."
"What is it Rave?"
"Kanda-kun, you know I care about you right?"
"Of course."
"And you care about me, right?"
"Do you really have to ask?"
"And in caring about me you agree to care about my family... right?"
"Occasionally."
"Ok... so... um... Lece-chanslippedyouanaphrodisiac."
"...."
"Kanda?"
"....."
"Yu-kun?"
"....... LECELAMONA LECELANET MARZAKEY!!!!!!!!! OMAE O KUROSU!!!!!!"
"You can't kill her! She's family!"
"NOT MY FAMILY!!!!"
"Is he mad?" Lece's voice came through.
"WHEN I GET MY HANDS AROUND YOUR SCRAWNY LITTLE THROAT I'M GONNA THROTTLE YOU TILL YOUR EYEBALLS POP OUT, ROLL AROUND ON THE FLOOR, LOOK UP AT ME THROTTLING YOU, AND SAY ‘HOLY SHIT WHAT A BEATING’!!!!"
"I'd say so, yeah," Rave said.
“Kanda-kun,” Lece said, “That was one big run-on sentence…”
“LECE!!!!”
“Lece-chan,” Rave said, “Just… go check on Allen and Lavi.”
“Ok! They should be awake by now!”
Kanda said, “SHE… SHE SLIPPED IT TO THEM TOO?!”
“She planned on giving it to all of you so you’d screw each other,” Rave said softly, “I’m sorry Kanda-kun. I didn’t think it would really work on you. I just wanted to get video of Lavi and Allen screwing so I could torment them. Then Lece figured we’d be able to get you in on it as well. I was planning on slipping it to you on your birthday so we could have fun. Please don’t be angry at her. She didn’t know you had a mission.”
Kanda growled for a few seconds before Rave said, “Please don’t be angry with me… please…”
He sighed. “I’m not angry with you Rave,” he said, “I’m just hard as a rock and unable to do anything with the one person I want to.”
Rave’s voice turned mischievous. “Doesn’t Kacampi have a video function?” *I have no clue wtf his golem is called ok?!*
“Yes…” Kanda said curiously, “What about it?”
“Well, I won’t be able to help you through all the effects, but I can at least give you some material to think about.”
Kanda smirked. “You’re my angel.”
Kacampi rolled over and opened its mouth. A projection came up of Rave sitting in a chair. She tilted her head to the side and smiled. “Can you see me?”
“Oh yes…”
“Good,” she said smirking, “Hope you locked your compartment door.”
~~~~
Lavi blinked in horror down at the note in his hand. ‘Lavi-koi and Allen-koi, I’m sure by now you’ve noticed that you’re very painfully aroused. The doors and windows are all sealed shut. And as you can see, Allen-koi is all set up for a good screwing session. So have at it. There are rules though. Lavi-koi can do whatever he wants to Allen-koi as long as Allen-koi doesn’t cum. I’m sure Allen-koi is pretty horrified at this. But it’s only until the alarm goes off. Then it’s a free for all. I’m not doing this to torture. Just to teach you both some restraint. Think of it as a training session. Be good, and I’ll give you both an extra special treat when the medicine wears off. Break the rules… and no sex for a VERY long time. You know I’ll do it. I’ll know if you cheat. I’m watching. So be my good little lover boys and give me something to drool over? I love you both. Lece.’
Allen gulped and looked up at Lavi. Allen was bound to the bed by soft straps that were unbreakable. His legs were spread, his arms tied above his head. A leather collar was attached to a soft leather strap that attached to the headboard. They were both naked. Candles were around the room, being the only light source since the windows were blocked. “You… aren’t seriously considering this… are you?”
“You heard her,” Lavi said, “No sex for a VERY long time. I’m not willing to risk it. Besides, she’s been after us for weeks to screw. She wouldn’t ask us to do something that wouldn’t feel good would she?”
Allen shook his head. “She loves us,” he said, “She would never hurt us.”
“Exactly,” Lavi said, “So maybe we should just do it and see if it’s as good as the girls say it is.”
A second letter fell from the first one. “What’s that one say?” Allen asked straining against his binds.
“It’s from Rave-chan,” Lavi said.
‘Dear baka boys. Good luck with the situation you’ve found yourselves in. A word of advice. DO NOT GO INTO THE CLOSET. No matter what. Doing so will scare the hell out of you. I should know. I went in there once. It took years off my life. By the way, if you need inspiration, check under the bed. We’ve left you some ‘reading material’ to inspire you. Have fun. Rave.’
“Oh gods… Rave-chan’s in on it too…” Allen moaned in horror, “They’re serious!”
“Might as well enjoy it then,” Lavi said.
He leaned down and kissed Allen’s petal soft lips.
~~~~
Lece leaned closer to the monitor and cheered. “They’re starting! Ravie-chan! Get in here!”
“Gimme a second!”
“What are you doing in there?!”
“Lece just watch the fucking screen dammit!”
Kanda groaned as he came for the third time. He leaned back in the seat panting. Rave said, “Feeling better?”
“A little,” he said raising his head, “It would be better if you were here though.”
“Sorry. Komui doesn’t want to send me on missions with you. He said we’d get to distracted.”
“Ravie!”
Rave cursed. “I have to go,” she said, “She’s getting desperate.”
“You’re recording them?”
Rave grinned. “You bet.”
Kanda shook his head. “You are both evil.”
Rave shrugged and got dressed. “Just be careful ok? I’ll contact you again in a few hours.”
The projection vanished.
~~~~
The room was bathed in the soft glow of candles. Allen looked just like an angel tied to the bed like that with tears streaming down his cherubic cheeks. Lavi reached out and cupped the younger mans throbbing erection, making him gasp and arch. "La-vi..." he whimpered, "Please..."
Lavi chuckled. "You know Lece's orders. When the alarm goes off, you can cum."
Allen arched again, desperate tears falling faster. "Please!"
Lavi sighed and leaned down to bite a dusky nipple. "Lece said," he said between bites, "No cumming till the alarm goes off. That'll make it more fun."
"W-well what about you? Can't I make you feel good? She never said I couldn't make you feel good."
Lavi blinked in shock. His angel was looking more and more like one of the fallen with every passing second. "Come on Lavi.... let me make you feel good..."
Lavi felt any blood that might have been in his head seep out of his nose. Allen bit his lip in an incredibly seductive way and whispered, "Please.... Lavi...."
In a daze, Lavi felt himself nod. Allen eagerly squirmed. "I can't reach you. Untie me?"
Lavi undid the restraints on the collar, enabling Allen to lean forward a little. He smiled warmly up at Lavi and licked the head of Lavi's cock. He blinked for a few seconds before he said, "You taste like candy..."
'That'll be Lece's fault,' Lavi thought.
As Allen began bobbing his head up and down Lavi's cock, the red head began to think of every un-sexy thing he could to keep from cumming. 'Panda in a pink tutu....'
He began to softly sing, "I am the panda man, coming from bamboo land..."
Allen raised his head and blinked at him. Lavi smiled sheepishly. “Trying not to cum…”
Allen smirked and leaned down to begin sucking again. Lavi groaned and twined his fingers in the silky white hair. So soft… like touching a cloud. But that was logical considering he was getting a blow job from an angel. He bit his lip to hold in a moan as Allen swirled his tongue around the head. Then the white haired devil began to HUM. Lavi cursed and tightened his fingers in his hair. The redhead leaned over Allen’s pale smooth back, running his fingers down his spine. He cupped his pale rear, making him moan around his mouthful. “When the alarm goes off,” Lavi said, “I swear I’ll fuck you into the mattress.”
Allen whimpered. Lavi growled and tightened his fingers more. “But as for now,” he said.
He began roughly fucking Allen’s mouth. The angel clenched his eyes shut and relaxed his throat. This was the side of Lavi he loved. The feral side. The rough side.
Lavi let out a loud growl, and shot his load down Allen’s throat. Allen pulled away and received a gentle kiss. “Thank you,” Lavi said.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
~~~~
Kanda gritted his teeth as he came again. He had just enough time to clean himself off before the train stopped. He’d been unable to conjure an arousing enough image of Rave to get rid of the medicine. So now he had to do his investigation with a hard on. At least there was no one else with him. And he was wearing his baggier uniform. Thank the gods for small favors.
He was supposed to investigate an abandoned castle that was rumored to be infested with akuma. ‘Fighting might take the edge off,’ he thought.
But so far the castle only had really weak akuma in it. Ones that died in one blow. He tsked and continued walking. He came into the courtyard in the center of the castle and looked around. It was pretty, even to his standards. He could bring Rave here some time for some alone time. He felt his cock throb at the thought of bending her over the fountain. He heard a dark chuckle. “Well lookie here. And here I was thinking I’d have to go looking for prey.”
Kanda spun, cursing himself. He was so caught up in fantasies he missed the approaching enemy. He drew his blade and came face to face with the Noah, Tyki.
His olive skin glinted in the fading light. His full lips were curled in a mocking smirk. Kanda felt his erection throb, and once more cursed Lece's existence. If she wasn't his lover's cousin he'd have killed her a long time ago. Ah what pleasure it would have given him. But then he'd have a pissed off Allen Walker and Lavi Bookman on his case. And even if they weren't related, Rave would kill him. Or worse, never have sex with him again. He shuddered. She was really determined when she said no sex. That time he'd tried to do her laundry for her and ended up bleaching her black clothes was a nightmare. She'd taken one look at her clothes and calmly shot at him. Then she calmly said, "No sex for three months."
A fate worse than death. But back to the current situation.
He shook his head to dispel the scary images of celibacy. Rave had talked with him about the fun parts of yaoi. Even though he’d pretended not to listen, he could never ignore her. He never had been able to. Even in the beginning when she pissed him off to no end, he heard and saw everything she did. And this yaoi thing did sound interesting. He’d found one of her books and read a little on the basics. He had been planning on agreeing to trying it out with Lavi or Allen, after the other two had agreed and done the deed first of course. But only as long as he got to be seme. He couldn’t see himself ‘taking it’ as the book had said. He was going to accept not only out of curiosity, but because Rave’s smile when he said yes would have gotten him some really fun time. Tyki was looking all too fuckable in the dying sun. And the aphrodisiac Lece had given him wasn't wearing off any time soon. And no one was around.... Kanda cursed and sheathed Mugen. Tyki blinked. "Giving up?"
"In your fucking dreams," Kanda said smirking, "I'm just going to take a break to fuck you stupid."
With that said, he pounced on the shocked Tyki. He dragged the Latin man to the ground and pinned him, his lips on his. Tyki was stiff with shock as he felt the younger man’s tongue enter his mouth. ‘And I thought I’d have to wait a week or so…’
~~~~
Lavi shut off the alarm and smirked down at Allen. Allen’s darker side was coming out. He smirked and said, “Get down here and fuck me now Lavi.”
Lavi said, “Always ready to please.”
He leaned down and wrapped his lips around Allen’s almost purple cock. ‘That looks painful…’
Allen let out a squeak and arched his hips violently. Lavi choked and jerked back. “Allen!”
“Sorry! Reflex…”
Lavi glared at him. “Do that again and I’ll bite it off.”
Allen pouted. Lavi wrapped his hand around his cock and gently stroked him. “Ah… La-vi…. Please….”
Lavi smiled tenderly. “Alright. I’ll be merciful.”
He once more swallowed Allen. He had to give the little guy props. He’d made this look easy. He relaxed his throat and allowed the rest of the pale teen’s cock to slide down his throat. Then he hummed and began to bob his head up and down. Allen cried out and strained against his binds. “Lavi!”
Lavi mentally smirked. Then he blinked in confusion. He pulled away from Allen and said, “Do you know how to do this?”
Allen growled at him. Then he blinked as well. “I know the basics,” Lavi said, “Insert shaft A into Slot B and repeat. What I don’t know is… uh… cuz I get that girls have the natural wetness but guys… not so much…”
“And if you think you’re putting that thing into me without knowing what the hell you’re doing you’re as dumb as Kanda says you are,” Allen said glaring.
“Alright, alright! I get it! Hang on, didn’t Rave-chan’s letter say something about inspiration?”
“I think she said it was in the closet,” Allen said.
Lavi stood and padded over to the closet. He stopped. ‘I feel a disturbance in the force… hm… maybe Lece-koi got sugar or something…’
He shrugged and opened the door. And screamed like a 4 year old girl.
“What?! What’s wrong?!” Allen shouted.
Millions of pink alarm clocks stared back at him. All with the goofy grin chick from Sailor Moon on them. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
~~~~~
“Told em not to go in there,” Rave said shuddering.
“I only have that many because you keep breaking them!” Lece cried.
“Well stop setting them for four in the fucking morning and I’ll stop smashing them!” Rave shouted.
“But you know what they say! The early bird gets the worm!”
“Screw you and your damn worm! I stay up till three in the morning every night and then have that damn annoying clock wake me up not an hour later! You know once I’m up I can’t get back to sleep!”
“Well maybe you should get more sleep! Go to bed early!”
“Tell THAT to Kanda-kun when he gets horny!”
“Alright I will! I’ll do what you did when Lavi-koi and Allen-koi expressed interest in me!”
“…”
“…”
Both burst into laughter. The image of Lece chasing Kanda around shooting at him was just too funny. “Haha… I already feel sorry for the poor guy,” Rave said hugging her stomach.
“How is he doing?”
Rave sighed. “He’s suffering. I just hope he doesn’t run in to trouble.”
“Why not check in on him?”
Rave smiled and nodded. She accessed the computer, and hacked into Kacampi’s video function.
~~~~
Tyki arched and gasped as Kanda bit into his nipple. The overgrown garden had plenty of vines that Kanda had used to his advantage. He’d bound the Noah’s arms above his head. Then he’d ripped off his shirt and went to work. Kanda’s hands ran up and down his sides, making him moan. Kanda ground his erection into the olive skinned man’s crotch. “Excited… much?” Tyki panted.
“Don’t flatter yourself,” Kanda said as he ripped the man’s pants off, “I’ve been like this all fucking day.”
“Ah, because of your lovely girlfriend? Does she know you enjoy fucking men?”
Kanda smirked. “Know? Hell, she’s been encouraging it since she first met me.”
“That must mean you cannot satisfy her,” Tyki said, his voice going slightly higher as Kanda pushed a saliva dampened finger into him.
“I satisfy her just fine,” Kanda growled, glaring at him, “Now shut the fuck up before I do you without any preparation.”
“Perhaps I could satisfy her. After all, I AM the Noah of Pleasure.”
Kanda growled and shoved four fingers into him at once. Tyki hissed, baring his sharp teeth in pain. “Fuck… off…” Kanda growled.
He spat into his hand and rubbed it all over his hard cock. “What? Not gonna take your clothes off?” Tyki said wincing.
Kanda glared. “I only undress for one person. The girl I’ve devoted myself to. You are just a way to relieve some tension. You, Noah, are no more than a common whore.”
Kacampi circled him, taking in everything and sending the images back to one shocked girl. Kanda ignored the golem and slammed his cock into Tyki’s tight body.
~~~~
Rave felt a thin stream of blood seep out her nose. “Le-ce…”
“What?”
“C-come here…”
“Why? Is Kanda-san in trouble?”
“Ummm….”
Lece leaned over Rave and peered at the screen. “Hey! It’s Tyki! And… he’s naked… and Kanda-san is…”
Both shouted, “OH MY GODS!”
~~~~
Lavi clutched at Allen, whimpering in horror. “So many clocks… so many faces… they were staring at me. Can you hear them talking? They’re talking about me! What are they saying about me?!”
“It’s alright Lavi-kun,” Allen said, “She can’t get you here.”
“So many faces…”
“Lavi! Lece said no sex if we don’t fuck so snap out of it!”
The words ‘no sex’ seemed to dance in front of Lavi’s eyes. “ALRIGHT!” he shouted.
“I think Rave-sama’s letter said under the bed. Not in the closet,” Allen said.
Lavi reached under the bed and pulled out a cardboard box. It was filled to the brim with manga, anime DVD’s, and pictures. All about Yaoi. Lavi opened the first book and blinked. “What is it?” Allen asked straining at his binds.
“A step by step book on how to have ‘Glorious Man on Man Sex.’ Wow… it even has diagrams…”
Lavi tilted the book sideways and squinted his eye. “I didn’t know the human body could bend that way…”
“Lavi.”
“Holy hell…”
“LAVI!”
“What?”
“FUCK. ME.”
“What?”
“FUCK ME DAMMIT! I’M FUCKING HARDER THAN LECE-KOI’S HEAD AND YOU PROMISED IF I SUCKED YOU OFF YOU’D FUCK ME SO FUCK ME!!! NOW!!!”
“Alright, alright already. Jeeze. Ok. Step 1: Get your partner adequately aroused. Well I think that’s a big check. Step 2: Using proper lubrication, (ie. Saliva, cum, lube, lotion, cooking oil, chocolate syrup, soap, shampoo, water, juice, etc.) slick up the pointer finger of your dominant hand and gently ease it into your partner’s anus.”
Lavi looked around. A silver tube labeled ‘Motion Lotion’ sat on the bedside table. “Guess this is it.”
He squirted some into the palm of his hand and stuck one finger in the cool substance. “Spread your legs Allen-kun.”
Allen complied and hissed as Lavi slid one finger into him. “Gods…” Lavi groaned, “So tight…”
“Step 3: Gently work the finger in and out of your partner’s anus until it is loosened enough to add your middle finger as well. (Note: Depending on the size of your penis, stretching the anus may only require two fingers. To be safe, we recommend three or four.) Be sure to lube up all fingers before inserting them.”
Lavi propped the book up on Allen’s stomach, his eyes darting across the page. He eased in his second finger after lubing it up and began to scissor them. Allen shifted and whimpered. “Step 4: Continue to add fingers, but be sure to search out your partner’s prostate. You will know you found it by the feel of a slightly spongy nub against the walls of your partner’s anal cavity. Also, your partner will react violently.”
Lavi’s fingers brushed against something, and Allen arched so hard the book flew across the room. A long scream tore past Allen’s lips. Lavi smirked. “Found it…”
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Kanda hissed at the feel of the Noah’s burning insides. “So tight…” he growled.
Tyki was biting hard on his lower lip at the pain. “What, too much for you?” Kanda asked sneering.
“Fucking… move…” Tyki hissed, “Or I’ll hunt down your little girlfriend and fuck her raw.”
Kanda snarled and yanked his hips back, only to slam back in. Fortunately, he hit Tyki’s prostate, making the dark skinned man whimper. He gripped at Tyki’s hips harshly, his fingernails digging into the soft skin. Tyki began to thrust his hips back against his thrusts, clenching rhythmically around him. “K-keep that up,” Kanda said through gritted teeth, “And I MIGHT let you cum.”
Tyki smirked and said, “You think a boy like you could make ME cum?”
Kanda smirked back. “I love a good challenge.”
He flipped Tyki over so he was on his hands and knees, then slammed back into him. “Just like a bitch,” Kanda said as Tyki moaned and ground back against him.
He gripped onto his hips again, yanking him back into his rough thrusts. Every thrust was driving right into Tyki’s prostate, pushing the Noah closer and closer to the edge. Kanda was getting close. His thrusts became more and more rough, going faster and harder with each passing second. “You… stay… away… from… the… woman… I… love!” Kanda said, pronouncing every word with a hard thrust.
Tyki whined low in his throat. “Say it!” Kanda snarled, leaning down to bite Tyki’s shoulder.
“I’ll… gods… stay… away from… her… ah!”
“Say it louder!”
“I’ll stay away from the woman you love!”
“Why?!”
“B-because she’s yours! Please… Kanda...”
“And what is her name?” Kanda growled.
“Her name is…”
“Don’t you fucking speak her name Noah scum!” Kanda snarled.
Kanda thrust harder. “RAVE!” Kanda yelled, spilling his seed into the Noah.
The feel of his hot cum sliding across his prostate sent Tyki over the edge, screaming. Kanda panted, resting his forehead against Tyki’s sweaty back. “She’s mine,” he said weakly, “No other shall ever touch her.”
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Rave blinked in shock at Kanda’s words. “K-Kanda-kun…” she whispered.
“Ravie…”
“Lece-chan… I’m scared…”
Lece smiled at her younger cousin and said, “Lavi-koi and Allen-koi are getting into it. You can talk to him about it when he gets home.”
Rave smiled and nodded. “C’mon, let’s see what your lover boy’s are up to.”
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Allen cried out as Lavi repeatedly rubbed his prostate, four fingers stretching him gently.
“Lavi… please…”
Lavi nodded and leaned down to kiss him. “With rubber or without?”
“Do you even have one?” Allen asked blinking.
“Oh… good point…”
Lavi squirted some lotion into his hand and lubed his cock up. “Step 5, lube up cock and gently insert it into partner’s anus. Step 6: Wait for your partner to adjust. To ease the way, stroke your partner’s penis. Step 7: If you need to know what to do now, you’re hopeless and should just cut your penis off now. You won’t ever be using it again.”
Lavi blinked. “Who the hell…”
He flipped the book over and laughed. A picture of Rave and Lece was on the back, both smirking and flashing a peace sign. “Written by Lece Marzakey and Rave Kizu,” Lavi said at Allen’s glance.
“Get rid of that thing and do me!”
Lavi gently slid in, stopping whenever Allen would hiss in discomfort. “All at once,” Allen said through gritted teeth.
“You sure?”
Allen arched his hips up and took Lavi in to the hilt. He arched his back, biting his lip hard in pain. “Shit! Allen!”
“I’m fine. Just… just gimme a second,” Allen said smiling weakly at him, “Takes a while to get used to your size Lavi-kun.”
Lavi smiled warmly. “You’re gonna make me blush chibi-chan.”
Allen glared. “Move it usagi-face!”
“B-bunny face!?”
“MOVE!”
Lavi gripped at Allen’s hips and pulled back, only to slam back in. Hitting Allen’s prostate dead on. Allen screamed, his back arching in a way no human should. ‘So that’s where the diagram came from…’ Lavi thought.
He reached up and undid the binds on Allen’s arms, hissing in pleasure when he immediately dug his blunt nails into his back.
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Kanda pulled out of Tyki and wiped himself off on the Noah’s discarded shirt. Tyki pulled out a cigarette and watched him with lidded eyes. “Going back to her? With my taste on your lips?”
Kanda spat and wiped his mouth. “You are nothing,” he said, “A way to get rid of the drug in my system.”
It was true. The drug had finally worn off. His curse was good for something. Now he just had to get back to Rave and kill Lece for ever doing this to him. Rave also had a bit of punishment coming. The good kind, of course. Kanda smirked and headed towards the train station.
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Rave and Lece felt blood running down their faces as Lavi and Allen fucked. “Oh gods… Lavi’s…”
“He’s hot right? You see why I went for him?”
“Don’t get me wrong, Kanda is the hottest guy I’ve ever seen. But oh my damn is Lavi a screaming second.”
Lece giggled. “And they’re both all mine!”
“I should really call you a slut, but I’d do Tyki in an instant if he offered,” Rave said crossing her arms.
“But Kanda-san loves you. Tyki-san just wants some ass.”
Rave’s eyes shadowed. “You’re going emo on me,” Lece said picking up a white paper fan.
“He picks NOW to say it? And while he’s fucking Tyki no less?!”
“Ravie…”
“I mean, why couldn’t he just tell me?!”
“Ravie-chan, you’re shouting in my ear.”
“Is it really that hard to say, ‘Hey Rave, I love you.’ ??!?!!?!?!?”
WHACK! “Just shut up about it and watch the show. We’ll talk later. This isn’t Tivo. We can’t just pause it.”
Rave pouted, rubbing her head.
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Lavi sat back, Allen sitting up on his lap riding him. Allen was a biter, which explained a lot of the red marks on Lece’s neck. Lavi groaned as he felt blood slide down his chest from Allen’s most recent bite. The white haired demon was riding him hard, panting through blood and skin. “Gods Allen…” Lavi moaned, “Why didn’t we… do this sooner?”
“Dumbasses I guess,” Allen said leaning his head back for Lavi to kiss at his neck, “Bet we could get Kanda involved.”
Lavi smirked. “Hell yeah.”
Allen arched his back as Lavi pounded his prostate. “Lavi… close…”
He laid the white haired man back on the bed so he could take control. “Imagine, uke-Yu-chan.”
Allen laughed, then screamed as jets of cum splashed from his cock. Lavi whimpered as his tight channel got impossibly tighter. “Allen…”
He came so hard he blacked out for a few seconds. When he came to, Allen was gently stroking his hair. His head was pillowed on the younger man’s chest. “Think she’s happy?” Lavi asked.
“She’d better be. I’m out,” Allen said.
Then the white haired angel passed out. Lavi chuckled. He sat up and said, “Lece-koi? I know you’re watching. We both love you. Thanks for this babe.”
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Kanda stepped off the train and looked around the station. He spotted his ride, a Black Order Exec Car *i'm taking serious liberties with the time space continuum here so sue me*. He strode over and slid into the backseat. The driver didn’t say a word. Kanda liked it that way. He had a lot of explaining to do for Rave. He’d checked Kacampi’s records and found that she’d seen his encounter with Tyki. And his confession. This could mean trouble. Kanda took the elevator to the 13th floor, where their dorms were. He took a deep breath. ‘I guess this will make or break our relationship… well… here goes…’
He opened the door.
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Lavi smirked down at Allen, his hard cock bobbing against the other man’s pale thigh. “Wanna go another round?” Lavi asked.
Allen grinned. “Wanna try out some of those positions in the book?”
“Oh hell yeah!”
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“WOOT!” Lece and Rave shouted.
“Awww… is the show already over?!”
Rave grinned up at Rhode. “First part. Here comes the really good stuff though. And… a Tyki/Kanda scene you’ll love.”
Rhode sat in Rave’s lap and cheered. “I love you guys!”
“Awww… our little Imoto-chan is growing up. Loving yaoi and everything,” Lece said.
Rave, in turn, smacked her in the head with the white paper fan.
“OW!”
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Tyki looked around the room in sadistic satisfaction. Shackles hung from the far wall, numerous sex toys were resting on a table beside the bed. Ah yes... the bed. Handcuffs, whips, lube, cat-o-nines, and other torture devices were strewn around the soft cushy bed. He smirked. The long haired exorcist wouldn't know what hit him. It was time for his revenge. No one made him uke without getting fucked themselves.
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THE END! HAHA! Don’t worry Lece-sama. I’m finishing it for you. In the sequel. That one I’ll email to you. I had wrote more, but it all ended up sounding just like Rhode’s Birthday Wish. So I’m gonna finish it in my style. It’ll be longer than this I promise. Should take me a week or so. DON’T KILL ME! YOU LOVE SUSPENSE AND YOU KNOW IT!!! Happy Birthday!
Sequel: Kanda comes in on Lavi and Allen having more fun. *the drug hasn’t worn off on them remember* Tyki gets his revenge on Kanda. Then it’s a Tyki/Allen/Lavi/Kanda free for all with Rhode beside the girls watching. The conclusion of the Earl/Lero gross-ness. Like people really wanna read that. Ew…

Review if you want me to post the sequel.