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Adult +
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Kanto Adventures: The return.
Begun at 4:28 AM 4/1/09 Finished at 6:22 AM 4/1/09.
Pokémon and related characters, items, and names belong to and are copyright(c) to Nintendo and Game Freak inc. I am not making any money. The original plotline belongs to BZLF, and I do have permission to use it.
" " represents words spoken. ' ' represents thoughts. ------------------ indicates a scene jump to the past or present, while a double line-break/space indicates a scene jump firmly in the present.
Now unveiled for your viewing pleasure, I proudly present....
Kanto Adventures; the return
Twas a dimly lit morn, as two trainers of the species pokemon stared upon the field of battle. A vicious green beast of leaves; a wild blue turtle of the ocean; yet one alone would succeed. With twain cries, beast and turtle lashed out. Eyes rolling towards the sky, the blue turtle collapsed to the ground in a low whine of defeat. "Liek, olololol." the male declared across to his crest falling female rival. "WTF?" she moaned, slumping to the ground. "ROFL, pkmn kthx." he stated, walking forward like a man with a purpose.
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The dazzlingly beautiful female trainer, Blue, spotted her target at several klicks away. He, the powerful trainer Green, with a fierce outlook took notice of her startling form within the grass standing at the least four feet high. "Ye, come forth!" he snapped in a deep scottish accent filled with impatience, sensing a battle looming on the horizon yet weary of it already. She let out a low sigh and approached him, smiling an award winning smile that sent him into a state of further concern. "What?" he demanded. "Long have I sought you. I seek a battle. Ready?" she questioned in a continually shortening sentence. He looked bewildered at her. "Nay. I seek not a battle; rewards, mayhap." he responded, eying her sensual clothing. The minuscule white skirt, little more than an overly large belt, the semi-loose blue blouse with a revealing neckline, the fitting white hat.
She smiled seductively at him in turn. "Two on two match. I'm prepared. You?" she asked in the same strange structure of tone. "Oh yes. And I want that lovely little body of yours when I'm through." he responded in a complete one-eighty of his previous accent, now baring a suave, london tone. She sniffed in annoyance. "As if you would win. Victory is mine. Pah!" she stated dismissively. He raised one eyebrow slowly. "My training has been absolute, dear child. Do not take me for a fool." he stated in turn, reaching deep within his jeans and prying forth a maroon pokedex and a single pokeball. "Liek, yo dudes. I'mma charging mah lazers." his pokedex announced in an overly obnoxious voice. A moment later and it shouted "Shoop da whoop! Battle, suckas!" and a narrow green beam shot from the end into her bag, registering a match up.
He dropped down low, then with a cry of inhuman strength, twisted up into the air and flung his arm baring the pokeballs skyward, rising several feet off the ground in the process with a gust of pale silver wind arising around his form majestically, the sunlight dimming overhead into a low spotlight. Blues eyes widened at the sight and she felt a tingle of fear, as if fate itself was warning her this battle now belonged to her foe. "I do not care! I will win! Go!" she shouted, digging out her own pair of great balls and dropping one of them towards the ground. Her good foot shot forward and kicked it into the stratosphere, the sphere last seen departing earth at speeds around mach twelve and rising.
"Aw, screw this! He's the chosen one, I'm outta here!" her pokedex muttered dejectedly, flopping out of her bag to the ground and smashing apart. She likewise sighed in a dejected manner and simply tossed her last pokeball forward.
Only after her Blastoise formed did the sounds of angels singing out in immaculate chorus ring down, as down from the heavens descended Greens Venasaur. A mighty storm of Razor Leaves rained down upon the Blastoise, dealing critical damage and rendering the shell to naught. And yet as the Blastoises limbs sprouted from the ruins of the former shell, said shell cracked apart to reveal another in perfect condition. The two Hydro Pumps unleashed in rapid succession collided with the Venasaur, who preened in the sunlight and shower, grinning from ear to ear after wards as several large vine whips arose and slapped that turtle silly. Blastoise only managed one final grunt before succumbing to the onslaught.
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Blue looked at Green. Green looked at Blue. Green took a step forward slowly. She arose warily. Green stepped closer. She turned and fled. He shouted and ran. She glanced back and ran harder. He drew a rock off the ground into his hand. Green used rock! She was hit and briefly stunned. Green used tackle! Critical hit! Blue is wary. He smiled triumphantly and drew out his manhood. Green used bait! Blue slowly looked at it in awe. She nibbled the end cautiously. He thrust forward down her throat. Blue gagged and struggled. Green drew a special item from within his pockets. Green used H-ball! Blue was successfully caught.
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When the fair lady awoke next, she found her nubile body stripped and chained down to a rough straw and iron bed, her limbs spread far and wide apart, the classic spread eagle position. Sitting across from her in a calm manner was the brutish figure that had put her into her current predicament, the vile Green. He, too, had not a stitch of cloth upon his naked form. He leaned forward, eyes glowing malevolently, and spoke to her in a tone dripping with malice. "Mweheheheh... I have you now, and your little turtle too!" he grinned, revealing misaligned teeth below his crooked nose and dirty brown hair. She screamed at the sight, but the gruesome villain was hardly alone, for his beasts now stood around the bed. All that shone of them through the pale moon light from the window above her head twas the crimson eyes. "Even if you can escape, my dear maiden, your ass will belong to... them." he stated calmly with a greedily look in his eyes, as though hoping she would escape just for that reason.
Just outside of the village of Pallet, a weary knight in red and blue armor limped forward. His name was Red, and he was practically unrivaled in his dueling skills. Hanging from a leather belt strapped around his waist were six metallic spheres, each containing a wrathful dragon of olde, waiting to be sent forth into combat beside its master. This Red was tired, and sore, for though he was as noted practically unrivaled, their existed a single unknown figured that had bested him in combat in the three months past. His championship skills had failed to prevent what could only be seen as a mockery of a battle, and in the end, Red had fallen so shortly after being crowned king. Now he fled from the unknown figure, hoping against hope to avoid them long enough to gain the strength needed.
He passed shack after shack in this ancient dwelling, until a low thump occurred from behind him, rolling off a roof. "I have trailed you for my moons, Red. Do not fear rest, my dear boy, for lack thereof dulls even the sharpest of swords." the voice was soft, amused, and to a degree both powerful and arrogant. Red turned towards it with a groan and saw the same shadowy figure shrouded in fog as before. "The young damsel of this village finds herself in desperate harms way. Will you aid her, o loyal king of knights?" he asked. Red held his tongue. "What treachery do ye speak of, wizard?" he asked cautiously.
"The maiden Blue, captured by the vile tribal king Green, of the Oakes. Will you allow her to suffer his abuse? She lays not far from this point." the aptly dubbed wizard responded. Red stood up straighter. "Nay. Point me in her direction." Red demanded. The wizard nodded his head in approval and pointed toward a shack on the far side of the village. Red squared his shoulders and approached, unknowing of the subtle power placed over him now by the wizard.
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Green thrust his hips forward into Blue's, smiling as his hands reached up to cup her breasts. Tears rolled down her face, eyes already becoming slightly puffy from the last few minutes work. She hiccoughed as he gave a particularly rough thrust that somehow managed to brush her g-spot. Palming one breast, he ran the the others nipple between his fingers, enjoying the soft yet firm flesh in his hands, the texture so different than he was used to. The sheer tightness, not to mention the burning warmth that was wrapped around his cock had Green struggling to hold his climax back. The fact that the woman before him was bound, in discomfort, and obviously crying turned him on in ways that any normal man would have frowned upon. Instead he soaked it up, like a perverse fantasy come to life. To further violate her form, however, he slowly and regretfully drew himself out of her tight cunt and slipped a little lower, letting go of her breasts to spread her ass cheeks apart. "N-n-no!" she gasped, knowing with a sense of dread what he intended to do.
He smiled to himself as he lined his dick up with her quivering asshole and prepared to dive forward when a sound tore through the house. Green paused and swiveled his head in the direction, then shrugged. "Go check it out." he ordered his Tyranitar, Tyrant. The armored green beast lumbered out with a dejected sigh-turned-screech only moments later, making the hair on the back of both humans necks rise up. Without waiting both of the Ivysaurs rushed out to support the other pokemon, only to be thrown backwards into the room as Red stiffly walked forward. Greens eyes widened at the sight of the lone trainer, no pokemon at his side or behind him, and three of Greens own taken down. He had no idea of the invisible creature floating before Red. As such when the Venasaur shot forward to attack, Red twisted as if to kick it in the head, and instead the invisible creature backhanded it into oblivion.
Stalking forward with cold fury burning in his eyes, Red grabbed Green by the hair and threw him out into the hallway. "If I ever find you doing this to her again, I'll gut you like a damn Goldeen! After a nice castration session and a little time with a rusted knife and salt. Do I make myself clear, you scumfucker?!" he demanded. Green nearly pissed himself as he rushed outward, snagging his pants off the ground by the doorway in the process as he fled. The invisible creature and its master snickered at the sight, then vanished back towards their home for the time being. But back inside of the house, Red was untying Blue. Once his task was done he turned away, face a deep shade of scarlet, and stiffly walked back outside. Only a few minutes later and she emerged as well.
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"WTFH4X?" she asked him. Red shrugged several times. "Newb! i r tr41n3r." he responded. "oh rly?" she questioned. "Ya rly. 1337 pkmn PWNed n00b. H0t s3x g3t?" he asked hopefully. She smiled ruefully and kissed him on the lips. "No u." she shot back after they slowly pulled apart, and she began limply walking towards her house a ways off. Red smiled stupidly after wards, enjoying the sight of her partially bare ass, before dragging himself towards his own home exhaustively.
To the admins: This is an april fools gag. If it is viewed as a problem, by all means, please delete this story. For those unaware: Its a parody of the original Kanto Adventures chapter. Likely a one shot, as well. Happy April Fools! ~Ulforce
Pokémon and related characters, items, and names belong to and are copyright(c) to Nintendo and Game Freak inc. I am not making any money. The original plotline belongs to BZLF, and I do have permission to use it.
" " represents words spoken. ' ' represents thoughts. ------------------ indicates a scene jump to the past or present, while a double line-break/space indicates a scene jump firmly in the present.
Now unveiled for your viewing pleasure, I proudly present....
Kanto Adventures; the return
Twas a dimly lit morn, as two trainers of the species pokemon stared upon the field of battle. A vicious green beast of leaves; a wild blue turtle of the ocean; yet one alone would succeed. With twain cries, beast and turtle lashed out. Eyes rolling towards the sky, the blue turtle collapsed to the ground in a low whine of defeat. "Liek, olololol." the male declared across to his crest falling female rival. "WTF?" she moaned, slumping to the ground. "ROFL, pkmn kthx." he stated, walking forward like a man with a purpose.
------------------
The dazzlingly beautiful female trainer, Blue, spotted her target at several klicks away. He, the powerful trainer Green, with a fierce outlook took notice of her startling form within the grass standing at the least four feet high. "Ye, come forth!" he snapped in a deep scottish accent filled with impatience, sensing a battle looming on the horizon yet weary of it already. She let out a low sigh and approached him, smiling an award winning smile that sent him into a state of further concern. "What?" he demanded. "Long have I sought you. I seek a battle. Ready?" she questioned in a continually shortening sentence. He looked bewildered at her. "Nay. I seek not a battle; rewards, mayhap." he responded, eying her sensual clothing. The minuscule white skirt, little more than an overly large belt, the semi-loose blue blouse with a revealing neckline, the fitting white hat.
She smiled seductively at him in turn. "Two on two match. I'm prepared. You?" she asked in the same strange structure of tone. "Oh yes. And I want that lovely little body of yours when I'm through." he responded in a complete one-eighty of his previous accent, now baring a suave, london tone. She sniffed in annoyance. "As if you would win. Victory is mine. Pah!" she stated dismissively. He raised one eyebrow slowly. "My training has been absolute, dear child. Do not take me for a fool." he stated in turn, reaching deep within his jeans and prying forth a maroon pokedex and a single pokeball. "Liek, yo dudes. I'mma charging mah lazers." his pokedex announced in an overly obnoxious voice. A moment later and it shouted "Shoop da whoop! Battle, suckas!" and a narrow green beam shot from the end into her bag, registering a match up.
He dropped down low, then with a cry of inhuman strength, twisted up into the air and flung his arm baring the pokeballs skyward, rising several feet off the ground in the process with a gust of pale silver wind arising around his form majestically, the sunlight dimming overhead into a low spotlight. Blues eyes widened at the sight and she felt a tingle of fear, as if fate itself was warning her this battle now belonged to her foe. "I do not care! I will win! Go!" she shouted, digging out her own pair of great balls and dropping one of them towards the ground. Her good foot shot forward and kicked it into the stratosphere, the sphere last seen departing earth at speeds around mach twelve and rising.
"Aw, screw this! He's the chosen one, I'm outta here!" her pokedex muttered dejectedly, flopping out of her bag to the ground and smashing apart. She likewise sighed in a dejected manner and simply tossed her last pokeball forward.
Only after her Blastoise formed did the sounds of angels singing out in immaculate chorus ring down, as down from the heavens descended Greens Venasaur. A mighty storm of Razor Leaves rained down upon the Blastoise, dealing critical damage and rendering the shell to naught. And yet as the Blastoises limbs sprouted from the ruins of the former shell, said shell cracked apart to reveal another in perfect condition. The two Hydro Pumps unleashed in rapid succession collided with the Venasaur, who preened in the sunlight and shower, grinning from ear to ear after wards as several large vine whips arose and slapped that turtle silly. Blastoise only managed one final grunt before succumbing to the onslaught.
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Blue looked at Green. Green looked at Blue. Green took a step forward slowly. She arose warily. Green stepped closer. She turned and fled. He shouted and ran. She glanced back and ran harder. He drew a rock off the ground into his hand. Green used rock! She was hit and briefly stunned. Green used tackle! Critical hit! Blue is wary. He smiled triumphantly and drew out his manhood. Green used bait! Blue slowly looked at it in awe. She nibbled the end cautiously. He thrust forward down her throat. Blue gagged and struggled. Green drew a special item from within his pockets. Green used H-ball! Blue was successfully caught.
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When the fair lady awoke next, she found her nubile body stripped and chained down to a rough straw and iron bed, her limbs spread far and wide apart, the classic spread eagle position. Sitting across from her in a calm manner was the brutish figure that had put her into her current predicament, the vile Green. He, too, had not a stitch of cloth upon his naked form. He leaned forward, eyes glowing malevolently, and spoke to her in a tone dripping with malice. "Mweheheheh... I have you now, and your little turtle too!" he grinned, revealing misaligned teeth below his crooked nose and dirty brown hair. She screamed at the sight, but the gruesome villain was hardly alone, for his beasts now stood around the bed. All that shone of them through the pale moon light from the window above her head twas the crimson eyes. "Even if you can escape, my dear maiden, your ass will belong to... them." he stated calmly with a greedily look in his eyes, as though hoping she would escape just for that reason.
Just outside of the village of Pallet, a weary knight in red and blue armor limped forward. His name was Red, and he was practically unrivaled in his dueling skills. Hanging from a leather belt strapped around his waist were six metallic spheres, each containing a wrathful dragon of olde, waiting to be sent forth into combat beside its master. This Red was tired, and sore, for though he was as noted practically unrivaled, their existed a single unknown figured that had bested him in combat in the three months past. His championship skills had failed to prevent what could only be seen as a mockery of a battle, and in the end, Red had fallen so shortly after being crowned king. Now he fled from the unknown figure, hoping against hope to avoid them long enough to gain the strength needed.
He passed shack after shack in this ancient dwelling, until a low thump occurred from behind him, rolling off a roof. "I have trailed you for my moons, Red. Do not fear rest, my dear boy, for lack thereof dulls even the sharpest of swords." the voice was soft, amused, and to a degree both powerful and arrogant. Red turned towards it with a groan and saw the same shadowy figure shrouded in fog as before. "The young damsel of this village finds herself in desperate harms way. Will you aid her, o loyal king of knights?" he asked. Red held his tongue. "What treachery do ye speak of, wizard?" he asked cautiously.
"The maiden Blue, captured by the vile tribal king Green, of the Oakes. Will you allow her to suffer his abuse? She lays not far from this point." the aptly dubbed wizard responded. Red stood up straighter. "Nay. Point me in her direction." Red demanded. The wizard nodded his head in approval and pointed toward a shack on the far side of the village. Red squared his shoulders and approached, unknowing of the subtle power placed over him now by the wizard.
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Green thrust his hips forward into Blue's, smiling as his hands reached up to cup her breasts. Tears rolled down her face, eyes already becoming slightly puffy from the last few minutes work. She hiccoughed as he gave a particularly rough thrust that somehow managed to brush her g-spot. Palming one breast, he ran the the others nipple between his fingers, enjoying the soft yet firm flesh in his hands, the texture so different than he was used to. The sheer tightness, not to mention the burning warmth that was wrapped around his cock had Green struggling to hold his climax back. The fact that the woman before him was bound, in discomfort, and obviously crying turned him on in ways that any normal man would have frowned upon. Instead he soaked it up, like a perverse fantasy come to life. To further violate her form, however, he slowly and regretfully drew himself out of her tight cunt and slipped a little lower, letting go of her breasts to spread her ass cheeks apart. "N-n-no!" she gasped, knowing with a sense of dread what he intended to do.
He smiled to himself as he lined his dick up with her quivering asshole and prepared to dive forward when a sound tore through the house. Green paused and swiveled his head in the direction, then shrugged. "Go check it out." he ordered his Tyranitar, Tyrant. The armored green beast lumbered out with a dejected sigh-turned-screech only moments later, making the hair on the back of both humans necks rise up. Without waiting both of the Ivysaurs rushed out to support the other pokemon, only to be thrown backwards into the room as Red stiffly walked forward. Greens eyes widened at the sight of the lone trainer, no pokemon at his side or behind him, and three of Greens own taken down. He had no idea of the invisible creature floating before Red. As such when the Venasaur shot forward to attack, Red twisted as if to kick it in the head, and instead the invisible creature backhanded it into oblivion.
Stalking forward with cold fury burning in his eyes, Red grabbed Green by the hair and threw him out into the hallway. "If I ever find you doing this to her again, I'll gut you like a damn Goldeen! After a nice castration session and a little time with a rusted knife and salt. Do I make myself clear, you scumfucker?!" he demanded. Green nearly pissed himself as he rushed outward, snagging his pants off the ground by the doorway in the process as he fled. The invisible creature and its master snickered at the sight, then vanished back towards their home for the time being. But back inside of the house, Red was untying Blue. Once his task was done he turned away, face a deep shade of scarlet, and stiffly walked back outside. Only a few minutes later and she emerged as well.
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"WTFH4X?" she asked him. Red shrugged several times. "Newb! i r tr41n3r." he responded. "oh rly?" she questioned. "Ya rly. 1337 pkmn PWNed n00b. H0t s3x g3t?" he asked hopefully. She smiled ruefully and kissed him on the lips. "No u." she shot back after they slowly pulled apart, and she began limply walking towards her house a ways off. Red smiled stupidly after wards, enjoying the sight of her partially bare ass, before dragging himself towards his own home exhaustively.
To the admins: This is an april fools gag. If it is viewed as a problem, by all means, please delete this story. For those unaware: Its a parody of the original Kanto Adventures chapter. Likely a one shot, as well. Happy April Fools! ~Ulforce