Hentai Densetsu

Stupid parody of hentai cliches, nothing more. Written rather as a joke than a normal story, but few guys told me that it’s good, so I decided to post it here. I hope you’ll like it. As always, feel free to write, comments, critique, flames and everything you want send at: sethite_20@yahoo.com or post them at greyarchive forum.

As I said, it’s a parody, but still with sexual content, so don’t read if you’re not mature and adult enough. Characters belongs to Naoko Takeuchi.

Hentai Densetsu

Sailor Senshi were sitting on the couch in the strange place, without a walls or doors.. First was Usagi, next to her Rei, then Ami and Makoto and last was Minako. They were all naked, with their knees crossed and breasts covered by her hands. Girls had anger painted on their bishoujo faces.

- Let me guess – said Makoto – Another pervert is writing a hentai fanfic about us?

- Oh no, anything but not that again – Mina shook her head – Last time me and Usa were raped by slimy tentacle monster for hours. My poor ass still hurts...

- Well, at last there are no monsters here – Ami tried to encourage her friends –Maybe someone is just drawing naked fanart of us all? We’re still popular, aren’t we?

- I wish this could be it – Mina smiled and too a seductive pose – After all, I shouldn’t hide my beautiful body. Hey you, young and talented artist, why are you painting me with these guys? I deserve for more attention that these pathetic mistakes.

- Mina – Mako nudged her blonde friend – I don’t think we’re posing. It’s rather beginning of some nasty and adult oriented story.

- Hey, Mako! – Rei opened her mouth – You’re still taking about it. Maybe you just like acting in hentai stories? I don’t care about your tastes, but I’m not a porn actress. I’m a priestess, not a whore.

- Look who’s talking... – answered tall senshi with ponytail, angered with Mako’s words – Lipstick lesbian who dreams about having her time with Usagi. And can you believe, during 200 episodes of the anime and 18 volumes of the manga she wasn’t bold enough to express her feeling to our queen? Should I quote one of those letters you’re writing and hiding in your pocket? “Oh, my dear Serenity, I dreamed about touching you sweet...”

- How dare ya!? – Rei rose and jumped to Makoto, turining surprised senshi on the couch, while Usagi blushed – I kill ya, you damn, fuckin’ bitch!

- Oh Rei, you’re such a cute when you’re furious – smiled Makoto, quickly breaking free from Rei’s grasp.

- Oh gosh – Ami shrugged her shoulder – It’s gonna be a catfight ficlet? I hate these stories, I’m always beaten down to the ground.

- Well, good it’s not a futa story – said Usagi, looking between her legs – Really, I don’t get the guys who are writing and drawing us with a dicks. It’s sick and wicked.

- That’s probably because they have their own cocks too short. You know, complex – Mina tried to separate two struggling senshis. Finally Makoto get rid of the Rei and dropped the furious senshi of fire on the floor. Rei said something really coarse about Mako’s mother and sat on the couch again with flames in her eyes.

- So, maybe something’s gonna happened? – asked Ami – We’re sitting and talking here. It’s pointless.

- It’s gonna be a most boring hentai fanfic I’ve ever acted – said Mako

- Oh yes, you’re experienced when it comes to hentai fanfics – added raven haired priestess, starring at Usagi’s pretty face.

- You’re starting? – growled Mako.

- Oh girls, please – Mina yelled – Not again.

- Well – Ami rose from the couch and looked around, not knowing that moves of her well shaped ass weren’t unnoticed by Makoto – Anyone here? Author? Hello?

- Mako – asked Rei with smile – Why are you looking at our cute little genius’s ass?

- Wha...what? – Ami blushed, as she covered her cheeks with her palms.

- Ami-chan, don’t believe her! – shouted Mako – She’s lying!

- Mako-chan – asked Ami – Were you really peeping?

- Listen Ami, I’m not....

- If you’re not, Mako, why your nipples are hard? – Ami turned to her friend and lowered at sitting Makoto, rubbing her cheek with her hand – Why are you getting red when I’m touching you? And why don’t you resists when I’m doing this – and with these words Ami kissed her totally stunned friend. Three senshis were looking with their eyes open wide as blue haired genius and tall tomboy were sharing passionate French kiss.

- I think I’ll start to guess – said Mina – It’s gonna be another angsty shoujo ai lemon, one of those written by pathetic teenage girls who have dirty dreams about their friends and are too shy to tell them about it. Mako and Ami are one of the most popular yuri pairings.

- Mako and Ami? – asked curious Usagi – Why them?

- I think it functions on the principle of contrast. Out cute little genius is shy and silent girl and Mako is tall and fight liking one. But in the bed, look who’s on top – she pointed her finger on the Mako who was lying on the couch and moaned loudly as Ami was sucking her left breast and rubbing her womanhood – Seems that tables turned – finished Mina with smile - Venus, Goddes of Love knows everything about such things.

As both girls enjoyed their newfound love, out of nowhere doors appeared with a glowing signs of Mercury and Jupiter on them. Ami noticed them and helped Mako to rose from bed. Both girl, holding their hands, opened the doors and disappeared. When the doors close, Usa, Mina and Rei heard long screams of moans and pleasure coming from out of them. It was clear that Mako and Ami were happy together.

- And it's gonna be happy end – said Mina – I wonder why we’re still here, I think that it’s a time for graphic details from Mako and Ami’s bedroom.

- But if it’s gonna be simply another Ami/Mako story then what are we doing here? – asked Rei.

- I have no idea, maybe...

Sadly, Mina hasn’t time to finish her quote. In the same time another door appeared, this time with sign of Venus on them. Mina looked curious, rather happy that there weren’t any other signs. But then doors opened wide and several slimy tentacles shoot out of them, grabbing helpless blonde. Mina tried to resists, but tentacles quickly overpowered her, spreading her legs wide and gagging her mouth. Then they carried her to the room and closed the door. Rei and Usa were starring at everything in horror. It was all too fast for them to act. Both senshis were surprised when they heard sounds from the room. There wasn’t sign of protests or screaming for help but only groans of pleasure.

Rei looked at Usa with smile.

- Seems that she’s enjoying it more than we could even guess – said senshi of fire – After all these hentai doujinshis she get used to tentacle rapes.

- I hope she’ll be all right – said concerned Usa – But Rei, why are we here? I don’t want to be tentacle raped again.

- Don’t worry, I’ll defend you – Rei moved near her friend and future queen of the Crystal Tokyo – I’m your guardian, don’t you remember, Usagi?

- Thank you Rei, I’m only a bit nervous...

- Then let me give you a massage, Usagi, it will relax you.

Usagi positioned herself on her belly, on the soft couch. Rei rose, only to see pair of handcuffs and strap-on dildo lying beside her.

- Thank you, author – she whispered and gave a wink to a camera.

- What? – asked Usagi, hearing that her friend is saying something.

- Nothing Usagi, just relax, we’re gonna have fantastic time – Rei attached a strap-on dildo and took and handcuffs, then with one fast move she cuffed Usagi’s hands behind her back. Blonde jumped, trying to say something, but then, without any warning Rei stuffed dildo to Usagi’s pussy, driving it deep inside. Usagi screamed but soon her howls become moans of pleasure.

And so, Ami was with Makoto, Rei with Usagi, Minako with anonymous tentacle monster and authoress of this baka ficlet with a cup of green tea. They all were very happy till the time when another pervert started to write another hentai fanfic, throwing our heroines into creations of his/hers sick imagination. That’s all, folks!

The End