Veemon\'s Duet

"Davis," said Kari as she walks in the Digiworld with him as well as Yolei, Cody, Ken, and TK as they go into the Mountain where Mummymon as well as his mistress lies. "You know MegaMan doesn't exist."

"Yes, he does," said Davis. "Veemon can tell you all about his experiences with the reploids."

"Davis," said Veemon blushing. "You're not supposed to talk about me and my boyfriend."

Yolei looked at Veemon and said, "Boy, Veemon. You sure are immature."

Veemon was shocked and said, "Immature? Why are you saying this about me being immature?"

Hawkmon said, "Remember the sex ed when I showed you a banana and I put a condom on it?"

"That's because I don't have a penis," said Veemon. "You say that all Digimon have penises, the only Digimon that have penises are War-Greymon and Angemon."

"Hey," said Patamon, "That's not nice! My penis sheathed within my fur!"

"And you turn into Angemon," Veemon argued.

Ken said to the arguing Digimon, "Settle down you guys. It's nothing to argue about really!"

There was a rustling of bushes.

"What was that?" said Kari.

"Looks like the Enemy Digimon," said TK.

"Ready Veemon?" said Davis.

Veemon nodded.

When all of them digivolve into their champion levels, Angemon looked around and saw nothing. Suddenly, he felt a tug on his back and saw a reploid getting horny.

"Help!" said Angemon. "I'm being attacked by a male android!"

XVeemon decided to pull the red armored one off of Angemon's back but he was kicked in the nuts by him.

"Oh!" said XVeemon as he clutched his nuts, "My Balls!"

"Get this freak off of my back!" screamed Angemon while trying to force the horny reploid off his back.

Angewomon, seeing what the reploid is doing to her lover, ran to Angemon's aid and whispered in the reploid's ear. The reploid changed his mind and Angewoman fled from him as he takes off his armor and runs naked. But the rest of the people except for XVeemon shut their eyes.

"I can't believe how dirty this robot is!" said Cody

"Yeah, this robot sure is nasty!" said Kari.

"Hey," said Davis as he looked around, "Where's XVeemon."

Wormmon, who is dedigivolved back to his original form, said, "I believe he searched for something nasty to watch with."

Continued....