Sticky Questions

"Please, give me all of your cum." Haruhi begged, kneeling in the center of a group of horny guys.

Kyon couldn't believe the words coming out his girlfriends mouth. He knew she was a little eccentric, but this was going too far. He wasn't sure exactly how they got in to this situation, but he remembered how it all started.

*** A few weeks earlier ***

"Kyon, what's bukkake?" Haruhi's voice asked dully.

Kyon pretty much fell out of his chair. "What?!"

She held up a DVD case with a partially dressed nurse on it, the kind of nurse that had never been to nursing school. ""Buk ka ke." She read slowly.

Kyon snatched the box away from her. "It's nothing."

They had only been dating for a few months now and they were nowhere near the 'watching porn together' phase. They had barely stumbled past the making out and light touching phase, and stumbled was an understatement. Haruhi was the one who had been leading their relationship and she had to fight him every step of the way.

"Come on." She pleaded, not knowing she had just made a double entendre. "You can tell me."

"I wouldn't know. Taniguchi gave me that DVD and I just haven't gotten around to returning it. I didn't watch it." He said, hiding his lie with a forced stammer.

"Fine." She sighed. "Someday you'll lighten up."

She pulled him down on to his bed, giving the timid boy a sweet gentle kiss. They made out for a while before Haruhi finally had to go home. As soon as she was gone, Kyon put that DVD on, watching it while remembering how she had pronounced those syllables so innocently.

The next day in class, Haruhi had a very empty spaced out look on her face. When Kyon tried to greet her, she just muttered something back to him, continuing to stare off in to space. Kyon could tell something was up, but until class ended, all he could do was wonder.

"So... what's up?" Kyon asked as soon as they reached the club room.

Even since they had started dating, the other club members showed up less and less. Kyon couldn't tell if it was Haruhi altering the world, or if the other members just knew better than to interrupt Haruhi's finally normal hobby, but they gave them plenty of alone time.

"Nothing's up. Why does something have to be up?" Haruhi said hastily, adding. "And what it this 'up' that things are up to?"

Kyon smiled, his Haruhi never changed. "Just tell me already. I can tell something is bothering you."

She looked uncharacteristically embarrassed. "Bukkake..." She muttered.

Kyon went as red as she was. "That again?"

Her embarrassment quickly turned to frustration. "What the hell is wrong with people?!" She stammered. "I couldn't help it, I was curious last night and decided to look up what you what you said was 'nothing'. And boy you were wrong."

Kyon kept his mouth shut, afraid that her rage might suddenly turn to him.

She started pacing around the room, nearly furious. "And why would anyone even want to do it? I mean, I understand having sex and all, but what the hell do people enjoy with that?"

Kyon didn't have answers to any of her questions, but luckily, she didn't give him a chance to answer.

"And why did all the girls seem so in to it." She put on her best porn voice. "Oh, cover me in you cum, give me you semen, what's there deal? Does it feel good? It just seems like it would be dirty and mess, don't you?"

Hearing her talk about cum like that made his cock throb with hidden desire, but since she actually directed her last question towards him, he had to answer. "Yeah maybe..."

"Maybe?" She repeated accusingly. "Don't tell me you're in to that sort of thing, are you?"

Kyon couldn't answer, which was enough of an answer for her. "Pervert." She snapped, leaving the club room.

Despite their little quarrel, Haruhi still showed up at Kyon's house latter that night. She seemed awkward and aggressively pouty, giving Kyon dirty looks while laying stretched out on his bed. She was still in her school outfit, but Kyon had gotten rid of his in exchange for shorts and a t-shirt. They were supposed to be doing homework together, but Kyon was the only one actually doing anything, Haruhi just laid there, her head in the clouds.

"Do you think the girls liked it?" She thought out loud.

"You're still on about that?" Kyon asked, shutting his textbook.

"But it just doesn't make any sense. They seemed so in to it and I just don't see what's sooo special of getting... that, splashed on your face." She seemed to be turning red with embarrassment and frustration.

Kyon couldn't speak, the sudden image of cum dripping down Haruhi's happy little face made his crotch hurt with excitement. He just kind of shrugged his shoulders, trying to mumble something to calm both of them down.

But Haruhi wasn't in the mood to calm down. "Give me that DVD. Maybe you can explain it to me."

There was no way Kyon was just going to hand her his porn, but unfortunately for him, he didn't have too. He had left the DVD case on the player and the DVD still inside. Haruhi gave him a scornful look but quickly pressed play, jumping back as the sudden image of a cum soaked woman popped up on screen. She stared at the woman on screen, watching as she moaned mindlessly and took a sticky load right in the face. Kyon, on the other hand, couldn't keep his eyes off of Haruhi. She seemed so innocent as she cringed at the level of depravity Kyon was accustomed to. As the woman on screen smiled and waved good bye to the view, Kyon breathed a sigh of relief.

"Well, it's kind of hot, but I just don't get why." Haruhi muttered, angry for some unknown reason.

"It just is." He said quickly. "Now can we get back to our homework?"

She gave off a little growl of irritation but sat down next to him to study. Kyon was grateful to be back on comfortable ground, but it didn't last long.

"Would you want to do that with me?" Haruhi asked in a small curious tone.

Kyon knew that whatever he was going to be taken the wrong way. If he said yes, Haruhi would think he was a sick pervert. If he said no, she would think that he didn't find her attractive enough to do it. Lose lose. He decided to turn the tables and put her on the spot. "Would you want me to?"

"Ewe, no no no. That would gross." She replied, shivering. "But I almost want to, just to figure out what the hell's the big deal."

"There is no big deal." Kyon replied, determined to get this issue past them. "It's just a fantasy geared towards men, nothing special."

"But the girls seemed so in to it." Haruhi pleaded.

"Yeah, they're actors." He pointed out, laughing at the thought that Haruhi actually believed it.

"But it might be fun." She said with a strange begging sound in her voice.

Kyon rolled his eyes softly. "I doubt it."

She grabbed the case. "Then why do you have this?"

The color faded from his face. "I told you, Taniguchi..."

Haruhi cut him off. "Liar."

There was no escape. Kyon hung his head in defeat. "Yeah..."

"I thought so." She snapped, turning her back to him.

There was a painful silence between them. Kyon had no idea what the hell to say and Haruhi was too angry to talk. She looked back at him, her eyes shifting around timidly, before turning away again. It felt like hours before either of them spoke.

"Fine." Haruhi said with strange determination in her voice. "I'll forget that you lied to me if you'll do it with me."

Kyon's mind went blank, there was no way he had heard her correctly. "Do what now?"

"Bukkake." She said with a straight face. "If I don't figure this out, it'll bug me for weeks."

"But I um..." Kyon stuttered. It wasn't that he didn't want to, hell, he would have given anything for a chance like this. But it was all a little too fast for him. Even though he was with Haruhi, he still wanted to try and have a normal relationship.

"Come on." Haruhi said, missing another double entendre. "Don't tell me you don't want to."

Kyon stared at her, his heart fluttering with conflicted lust. "It's just..."

"Just what? You're a man aren't you?" Haruhi snapped. She got a little aggressive when someone stood in her way.

"Just a little too soon." Kyon finished. "We've only just started dating and this is a little... much."

"Why? It's not sex, we'd just be messing around a bit." She said, blushing at the last little part of her statement.

"I just don't think it'll be a good idea." He breathed, running out of arguments.

"And I think it will." She replied quickly. Adding, "And since I out rank you, that means that's what we're going to do."

She finished her statement and took a few short breaths, like she had been forcing herself through that conversation. Kyon knew better than to fight fate when it involved something Haruhi wanted. He was still a little nervous, but he knew he would probably never get another chance like this.

"Fine." He sighed, the feelings of defeat shrouding his sense of excitement.

Haruhi pulled up a pillow on the floor and knelt on it like the girl in the video. "Alright... whenever you're ready."

Kyon stood there in disbelief. "Right now?"

She rolled her eyes. "Yes, and hurry up, I want to get home before it gets too dark."

Kyon didn't know what to do. He walked up in front of Haruhi but kept his shorts on. "Am I just going to..."

"Yes." She cut him off.

Sighing deeply, Kyon slipped his shorts and boxers off, his erect dick springing out. Haruhi's eyes went wide but she kept an impatient look on her face. Kyon was hesitant to touch himself in front of her, but the excitement of what he was about to do overpowered his embarrassment.

"Um... do you want to take your clothes off too?" Kyon asked quietly.

"Not really." Haruhi blushed.

"But..." Kyon was grabbing at strings. "You wouldn't want it getting on your uniform, would you?"

Haruhi nodded as if accepting stock tips. She pulled her shirt off over her head, revealing her ample breasts covered only by a cute orange bra. He had seen her changing all too often in the club room, but it seemed so much more significant now that she was taking it off for a different purpose. The effects of seeing her like that were seen immediately as his cock throbbed up just inches from her face.

"The bra too?" He asked, almost begging. "Wouldn't want to get that dirty either, right?"

She stared at him for a moment, his cock distracting her from thought. She nodded again and her bra followed its way to where her shirt was laying in a heap on the floor. Her breasts came spilling out, making Kyon's cock twitch with excitement.

"Ready?" He asked awkwardly.

"Yeah..." She answered, staring at his cock.

Kyon never thought he would ever be doing something like this. He grabbed his dick and started rubbing his hand up and down it, stroking it right in front of her. It was beyond embarrassing but the look in her eyes made him hornier than he had ever been in his life. Her lips were less than a foot away from his cock and he became desperate for their touch.

"You know..." He said through ragged breath. "The girls in those videos usually help the guys out with this."

She looked like she wanted to argue against it, but she slowly reached up and wrapped her soft velvety fingers around his cock. Her fingers were cold and she was grabbing a little too tightly, but it was the greatest sensation he had ever felt in his life. It was the feeling of not being in control, the mystery of what was coming next, the trust he had that she wouldn't hurt him. She started pulling on his cock, mimicking the motions he was making in front of her. The feelings of her hands were making his knees weak, his heart pound. He could have blown his load then and there, but he was desperate to try something else.

"Why don't you try using your mouth too." He suggested, trying to sound more helpful than lust ridden.

Haruhi stared up at him with wonder filled eyes. There was a slight reluctance to her motions, but she opened her mouth as wide as she could and closed it around his cock. Her hot breath alone would have been enough to make him cum, but the second he felt the hot wet tightness of her mouth, his body went numb with pleasure. She gave him a few quick licks, a couple gentle kisses and quite a bit of heavy sucking. He hated to do it, but remembering what Haruhi wanted, he pulled his cock from her mouth and stared stroking it, letting the tip of it rub against her warm lips.

"Ask for it." Kyon grunted, his mind nearly lost to pleasure. "Like the girls in the movies do."

"Give it to me." Haruhi asked shyly.

"Dirtier." He grunted, inches from his orgasm.

"Let me have your cum." She asked, turning red with embarrassment.

"Beg!" He moaned, barely able to speak.

Mimicking the voices she heard in the video, Haruhi made a slutty face and said, "I want your semen, drench me in your cum."

Those words alone would have been enough to push him over the edge even without all the for play. Kyon's cock throbbed in his hand, twitching and jerking as a hot burst of cum splashed Haruhi just below the eye. Kyon shoved the tip of his cock against her forehead and continued to pump as spurt after spurt of his cum poured out over her face. As Kyon sat down on his bed to catch his breath, he watched as Haruhi was closing her eyes, letting the feeling sink in to her body, enjoying the warm sticky sensation. She brought a finger up to a large glob and toyed with it, examining the texture and rubbing it around on her skin.

"You remember how the girl in the video cleaned up, right?" Kyon asked with hidden desperation.

Haruhi made a grumpy sound but nodded with unexplained determination. She wiped up what she could with her finger and pushed it in to her mouth, sucking it clean with a forced smile. It was the hottest thing Kyon had ever seen in his life.

A little while later, after Haruhi had cleaned herself up and gotten dresses, Kyon was sitting at his desk, trying to force himself to study. They hadn't talked much after the fact, but Kyon could see the satisfaction in her eyes.

"So... do you get it now?" Kyon asked playfully.

"Yeah, I think I do. It's not about the cum, it’s the act." She said thoughtfully.

Kyon couldn't believe what kind of conversation they was having, but the unbelievable was normal when it came to dealing with Haruhi.

"So, would you do it again?" He asked, trying to sound curious.

"Definitely, and maybe even with a few more guys."

End


Author’s notes

Yeah, it’s rough and different form my usual style, but hey, it’s free porn.

If I do another chapter, it’ll be the lead up to and the act that I used as the intro of this story. Then after that, maybe Haruhi tries to figure out gokkun.

Thanks for reading