Pokemon: Chaotic Challenge
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Pokemon › Crossovers
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
2,170
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own Pokemon or Zelda, only my OCs. This is a non profit story so no money is involved and is only for the public enjoyment.
Chapter One
Chapter One
A monotoned breeze stroked the fabric of Mt. Coronet, as the Pokemon surrounding it quickly took cover in response to the temperature.
The sky appeared to be rather dark, a response to the sun sinking beneath the landmasses and ocean to the west. Though everything appeared to be fine, one individual contained within the mountain was the opposite.
This entity was unhappy, frightened, wounded, and his mental health had deteriorated. Despite his friends and family being around him, this divine soul was not healing at an optimal rate, and a travel throughout the land seemed like the only necessary way for him to recover.
Pikachu sat on Ash's shoulder, occasionally looking back at Arceus and two of his mates, who were all in emotional disarray. "Pi..." the electric mouse sighed, closing his eyes before hearing Roxie stepping up closer to them.
"Alright, I've been waiting to see Kanto!" she cheered with an odd smile on her face, turning to look at Ash with a question in mind. "Do they have any rock clubs over there?"
"What's a rock club?" Ash inquired with a blank tone. Roxie's cheerful attitude then turned into something that resembled concern. "You seriously forget what a rock club is?" she muttered with a snicker.
"Ash lost some of his brain a while ago, Roxie," Star sighed with pity. "But it should regrow over time eventually."
Roxie narrowed her eyes at Star's statement, looking at the she-Arceus in surprise. "Wait a minute, Ash actually had a brain?" Roxie snickered, as if she had just heard an unusually funny joke.
"What's a brain?" the famous Pokemon trainer from Kanto asked her, causing Pikachu to grumble in frusteration. Arceus sighed miserably, floating away towards the forest near them, before hearing the rustling of bushes nearby.
"Pika?" Pikachu mumbled in response, jumping off of Ash's shoulder, and running off towards the woods. The electric-type Pokemon carefully approached the weeds, and prepared himself in case the newcomer was hostile.
Pikachu nearly jumped as he saw an interesting male human emerging from the plants, one who appeared to be of a foreign nation, and quite tall (four inches shorter than Lucy).
This person appeared to be in his early 20's, with a notably slim body, and had relatively pale skin with freckles on his forearms and face, along with short hair that was pitch black.
He was wearing purely black shorts, a black T-shirt that was dedicated to the rock band known as KISS, and also had black-framed glasses, though his piercing brown eyes were still visible. "Hey there, stud!" Roxie greeted flirtatiously.
"No, I only date women my age or older than me-" he tried to say before taking a glance at the Unova gym leader. "...Roxie?"
"Yeah, that's me!" she responded with a grin. "Virbank City gym leader and bass player of the Koffins!"
"That's a stupid name for a band..." he mumbled under his breath as if Roxie couldn't hear him. Arceus floated between the two, remaining silent as he inspected this newcomer with his eyes.
"Who are you?" Ash asked the man bluntly with a tone that was an allusion to mindlessness. The foreigner blinked several times, staring off into space as if his memory was empty.
"I...don't remember," he whispered in shock. "My memory....it was scrambled when I came to this world. Some things were erased, and some were kept."
Roxie stepped closer to him, and snatched his iPod out of his left pocket. "Let's see if we can find that out on this," she told him, scrolling through the information stored on it. "You got a cool user name on the internet, but let's just call you Steel for now."
Star motioned closer to "Steel" with a curious look on her face. "How do you know about Roxie?" she asked him respectfully.
"I...uh....um," he stuttered as if he forgot that too. "I remember that where I used to live, we had a way of knowing everything about Pokemon, or something like that. All the species, the gym leaders, elite 4, champions, and the famous trainers too. But...I can't remember where and how we got the information."
"Can you remember how you got here?" Arceus asked him politely. Steel's eyes pointed to the left, as he scratched his head nervously, looking through his mind for answers.
"...No," he finally answered with a saddened tone. "I just remember hanging out with my friends and family one day...then...Somehow we-wait a minute..."
Steel made direct eye-contact with Arceus, which caused the original one be gain a small sense of anxiety, though his look wasn't hostile.
"Are you that Pokemon called Arceus?" he asked with a neutral look on his face. "Y-Yes," Arceus stammered. "W-why do you ask?"
"I want to know what you're doing out here...wherever this is," he replied. "I remember that you went somewhere after Ash gave you the Jewel of Life back, but I know it wasn't here."
"It's a long story," Cora spoke, interrupting whatever Arceus was going to say. "But perhaps if you travel with us, you can regain your memory?"
Steel's nervous look suddenly turned to one that looked like a suspicious smile. "Maybe..." he said with a grin.
"Something tells me we're going to be hearing him say that more than once," Arceus grumbled with a sad tone, before hearing a unintelligible words and noticing that Star was suddenly gone. "What---"
"gay goat gods haz a gurlfrend" the voice of an idiotic H8ter said from inside the woods. "me trie 2 fuk gay goat god gurlfrind!"
Steel immidiately rushed into Star's direction, covering his ears between each ear-piercing shriek she let out, while Ash and Pikachu followed in his path.
"Hey, what's going on?!" Ash almost yelled. Steel came to a halt, and glared at the sight of three men (about his age) taking turns sodmizing Star in profoundly disgusting manners.
"A pack of horny genwunners," he growled with an angered tone, drawing a pokeball from his pocket. "And that's nice show of beastilatly right there."
"What---?" Ash tried to say, before catching the sight of a male human thrusting his groin into Star's rear end. "yaeh! but fukc gay goat gods in teh azz!" another one of the H8ters said.
"Haha! Why are they talking like retards?" Roxie laughed insultingly, before seeing Star being raped. Roxie's facial expression instantly turned into a look of horror, as she prepared to send out her Pokemon too. "Now this is fucking sick!"
"You got that right," Steel said in agreement. "Serperior, come out!" The spherical capsule opened and sent out a flash of white light, which materialized the famous regal Pokemon, who looked equally angered, as if he knew what was going on already.
"Scolipede, go for it!" Roxie shouted, sending out one of her own Pokemon as well. Ash looked over to Pikachu, and nodded as a sign that he wanted the electric mouse to join the fight as well.
"Pika-!" Pikachu said under his breath, stepping closer to their newfound adversaries. "hay, lok guyz! its pikachew," the H8ter who was raping Star told his allies. "lol, hee loks mads!"
"Alright, you dumbasses!" Roxie yelled, pointing at the H8ters. "You better let her go if you don't want a good old-fashioned ass-kicking!"
"LOL we no lizten to gay rokstar," the H8ter responded. "h8terz do wat we wnat 2 doo, so ugetz giong b 4 wee gat angery, or wii go get beat crap ot of u with 151 forevar!"
"You guys must have failed kindergarten," Roxie sneered ruthlessly. "Scolipede, sludge bomb!"
The megapede Pokemon complied and threw the poisonous slime at the H8ter who was violating Star, directly impacting his face with a force that would have shattered fragile substances with little effort. "OW! u guys go ran fro t b4
gaint gay bug get u" the H8ter exclaimed.
"You probably don't even know what that word means," Steel groused at him unkindly. "Serperior, hyper beam! Blast that horny idiot's head off!"
Serperior opened his mouth widely, and fired a black/purple beam of energy at the mentally-disturbed human, blowing his head clean off of his body.
The surviving H8ters watched their dead friend tumble over on his backside, falling to the ground lifelessly.
"Now it's our turn," Ash told Pikachu with a grimly enthusiastic tone. "Pikachu, thunderbolt! Hit the guy with his pants down!"
Static pulsed around the electric mouse Pokemon's cheeks, just as he unleashed a powerful pulse of lightning at the opponent. "PIKA...CHUUUUU!!!!" he screeched, throwing the bolts at the human closest to him.
The H8ter screamed in pain as the outer surfaces of his body were torched by the electricity, and burned away into a pile of molten ashes. "Now, use iron tail!" Ash commanded, his eyes fixated on the dying H8ter.
Pikachu's tail turned to a metalic grey color, showing that it was now a blade intended for cutting up the enemy. The electric mouse Pokemon then sliced the genwunner's head off, smiling as it tumbled into the grass.
"Scolipede, use toxic on that guy that's still up!" Roxie told her partner. The Scolipede nodded somberly, and charged at the only remaining H8ter, proceeding to stab him and then dash back to its master.
The H8ter limped in a pattern that indicated dizzyness, and was about to fall over before Pikachu impaled him through the neck, killing him instantly.
"Now that was entertaining," Steel whispered to himself, gesturing for Serperior to slither back to him. "Good job, pal."
Roxie made a "hmph" sound as she called Scolipede back to its pokeball, while Pikachu hopped back on Ash's shoulder.
"Star...? Star?!" Arceus screamed in terror, zipping over to his first mate. "Are you alright? What happened to you??!!!!"
"She got raped, bro," Steel told Arceus with a disgusted tone. "Those freaks couldn't find any better spots to put their tiny dicks, so they thought Star would have decent spots for them..."
Cora could be heard whispering sad remarks in the background, while Roxie was quietly chuckling at the sight of the dead H8ters.
"Let's go to closest Pokemon center," Steel told his new friends. "And stay there for the night in case any more of these horny assholes decide to show up."
Later that evening, Star had been taken to the Pokemon center, and then placed in the psychaitric unit for therapy purposes. Arceus was laying on the roof, clearly saddened over what happened.
"Mind if I join you?" the moderately deep-pitched voice of Steel asked from behind. Arceus was slightly nervous once again after seeing how aggressive the newcomer could be.
"Relax," he told the Alpha Pokemon. "If I was going to hurt you, I would have done that hours ago."
Arceus continued looking at the stars, still upset due to the cruel event. "I'm not going to lie and say I know how you feel," Steel told his new friend. "But you know, we don't need to cancel our trip around Sinnoh and the other regions because of this-"
"I wasn't planning on that," Arceus interrupted the human. "...I don't know what to plan anymore, as a matter of fact."
Steel seemed further agitated, but a reassuring smile appeared on his face. "Arceus, don't let any of this hurt your self-esteem," he told the legendary creator. "Those H8ters, atheists-whatever! They're all just a bunch of angry dumbasses who can't fathom the concept of what's new and what's different.
"Where I lived, there were many childish individuals who wanted everything their way, whether they were truly kids or highly immature adults. They wanted everyone to be the same, everyone to believe as they do, and desired ultimate power.
"Basically, they were the most worthless two-legged piles of shit that were meaningless beyond description. That being said, you shouldn't let them deteriorate your opinion on yourself."
Arceus looked back and saw Ash coming to join them. "I'm going back inside to get some sleep," Steel said to his new friend. "Ash will keep you company for now. See you later-"
Steel casually returned to the interior of the Pokemon center, while Ash sat down next to Arceus. "That guy's interesting," Ash told the original one. "So how you've been right now?"
"I am not too happy, Ash," Arceus answered with a negative tone. "First I have to go through those terrible things....and then Star..."
Arceus felt a lump form in his throat, and tried to swallow it, while fighting the urge to sob. "I thank you and the others for getting rid of those monsters..."
Ash comforted Arceus, patting him on the fur as tears gently trickled down the original one's face. "We'll take care of you, Arceus, don't worry..." Ash told him kindly.
"Thank you, Ash..." Arceus quietly sniffed, looking back up at the stars, all shining brightly as if they too, were trying to comfort him.
As the sun rose above the hills, the trio and their friend Arceus (along with his mates), strolled along the dirt pathway that connected the outskirts of Michina town.
Arceus had been quiet for an unusually lenghtly amount of time, despite the comforting remarks from Cora and Star.
Ash, Roxie, and Steel were also worried about their friend, though they did their best to keep the mood positive and distract from this, one method involving helping Steel regain his memories of the past.
"You know, my little brother happens to be a musician in a punk band too," he explained to the group. "Though he's no gym leader, and he uses fire types."
"Is he single?" Roxie asked with a sly tone. Steel's facial expression turned to one that indicated a disturbing set of emotions.
"I...don't think you'd want him," the foreign Pokemon trainer replied. "My little bro is a bit loose...he's had even more girlfriends than I have, although he's not into the dating game for love."
Ash looked at Steel as if he was gaining more interest in the conversation. "Then why does he have girlfriends?" Ash quiried, trying to sound polite.
Steel looked up at the sky, hesitating while he searched his mind for an appropriate response, and then thought of another one of his new friends. "Sex," Steel replied swiftly. "Anyway, where are we going now?"
"We're going to see Damos," Ash informed him happily. "He's going to be traveling with us and help Arceus get better."
"Who's Damos?" Roxie asked casually. Steel suddenly saw his memories of the past flare up in his mind, and blinked three times, regaining his knowledge of Arceus and all that he knew was connected to the original one.
"Damos is a good friend of ours who helped save Arceus!" Ash replied cheerfully. Roxie continued gazing at Ash, failing to understand the rest of what he was saying.
"The guy you met when Dialga sent you back in time to regain the Jewel of Life and convince Arceus to stop tearing up the planet in a fit of rage over Marcus's failed attempt to kill him," Steel muttered, though Ash could hear him. "But why-? Eh, let's keep going."
Upon reaching Michina town, the group found that the area was relatively vacant, with the exception of someone praying to a poster mounted on a brick wall.
The group approached the strange man carefully, clearly trying to avoid any opposition that he was preparing to provide. What's he doing? Ash said through his thoughts.
"Hey, what's up?" Steel greeted with his usually casual tone. "Did you see a guy named D-"
The odd individual jumped to his feet, turning around to face the trio and the Pokemon traveling with them. "Ah! Just what I needed," he responded anxiously. "More people to recruit into my atheist cult!"
Steel gave the man a glare far sterner than anything Ash ever thought anyone could possibly muster, and felt intimidated despite the fact that Steel was on their side.
"Another self-worshipping narcisisist," he growled with a harsh tone. "There were far too many assholes like you on the world I was born on, and just when I thought you were all dead, I have the misfortune of seeing you."
The atheist looked at Steel as if he was speaking a different language. "It's not narcisism," he replied in a depressing way. "What I believe in is a fact. I haven't even told you my views yet.
"Here's something you should know; we atheists are the true gods here. By taking away religion and making everyone worship us, the world will be a better place. After all, just by being an atheist, I've already saved millions of lives, made everyone happier, and-"
"Is he happier?" Steel interrupted unkindly, pointing at Arceus. The atheist looked at the original one in confusion, squinting his left eye as he did.
"Is that the gay inferior goat god that the H8ters were talking about?" the atheist asked.
"Arceus IS NOT homosexual!" Star shouted in anger, defending her mate's morale. "Yeah, he's gotten more pussy than a douche like you will ever have!" Roxie sneered cruelly, bringing tears to the atheist's eyes.
Before the group could insult him any further, a powerful energy beam struck the atheist's head from the left, consuming his upper mass completely in a blazing explosion that threw Roxie and Steel back in Cora's direction.
Ash gasped in horror at the scene, and quickly ran over to his two friends while Pikachu searched for the attacker. "Are you okay?!" Ash almost yelled, kneeling to see if they were alive.
Roxie stood up with her eyes shut, brushing the dirt off of her shirt, while Steel did the same, only he appeared to be far more dazed by the blast. Though they both appeared to be relatively unharmed, they were clearly frusterated by that occurance.
Ash looked at the remains of the atheist, and then glanced in the direction of where the beam came from, and saw a Dragonite flying over the rooftops with a H8ter riding him.
"151 4 evar," the H8ter cheered unintelligently. "stoopid athesits wrek genwuneer religun! OS R/B/Y and 1990's stuf 4 evur! origenel pokemans da bests! every ting esle s ins pokemans is 4 fags"
Ash felt a slight pinch of agitation rising in him, and looked back to see that Arceus was now finding a spot to hide, with Star and Cora following him. "We'll guard Arceus," Cora whispered to the trio. "You deal with these fools."
"Oh, we will," Steel told the she-Dialga, brandishing one of the pokeballs he had. "We'll knock these mental-midgets on their spineless asses..."
Roxie glanced at the group's newer comrade, smiling as he stood up, gesturing for Roxie and Ash to prepare to send out their own Pokemon as well. "Pika-pi...?" Pikachu mumbled with a suspicious tone.
"What's wrong, Pikachu?" Ash quiried with concern, before Pikachu pointed at the Dragonite.
The H8ter riding the well-known dragon type Pokemon looked down to see Ash and Pikachu staring at him, and waved to the two with a dumb look on his face.
"its ash an pikachew!" the H8ter shouted in excitement. "ash cn me hav ur atographi? i wnt 2 get ur autogrph so i can sho it off 2 mine frends and get populer in teh wurld"
"...What?" Ash blurted out with a disturbed grimace. "I don't understand, what are you trying to say? Can you speak clearly for me?"
"azh y u no geve me ur awetuo grabph?" he complained like a child. "si it beecase of gay inferoir goat unowrthy god? gay gaot god make u gay 2? y u no col no meor? y u no unerstand what im sying 2 u?"
"Because he doesn't speak retard!" Roxie snickered insultingly with an intimidating smile on her face.
"Speaking of which, that guy makes Ash look like a genius..." Steel added, whispering under his breath, though Roxie could still hear him, but Ash could not.
"y punk gurl be mean 2 me?" the H8ter whimpered, gesturing for his Dragonite to hover over the area.
"Take a good look at your actions towards the Pokemon of Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, other regions, and maybe you'll get the hint. But I'm not counting on that," Steel explained to the Dragonite's mentally-inhibited owner, throwing the pokeball he was holding into the air. "Altaria, go get him!"
The ultra ball opened and sent out the white stream of light that materialized into the humming Pokemon, one who appeared to be highly eager for combat.
"Go, Koffing!" Roxie shouted energetically, sending out a Pokemon of her own as well.
Ash searched his pockets for a pokeball that contained a flying-type of his as well, and realized that he had brought Charizard with him on this journey.
"Alright, perfect...!" Ash whispered to himself. "Go for it, Charizard!" Ash threw the capsule a few feet above his position, and sent out one of his most powerful Pokemon, who let out a happy roar before seeing the Dragonite hovering over him.
"Let's do it!" Roxie said to her two male traveling companions. "Koffing, use sludge bomb!"
"dragonknight, doge 2 ot teh way!" the H8ter gasped in alarm, triggering his partner to avoid the attack.
The toxic substance missed the yellow dragon Pokemon by an inch, and continued flying up into the air until gravity resumed its grip on the toxic sludge.
The H8ter glared at Roxie and her Koffing, clearly feeling resentment towards the young gym leader.
"dragunknight, uze teh 2 highper beem atakk!" the fanatical genwunner criminal ordered in a slurred manner.
Dragonite, barely understanding his master, nodded and opened his mouth wide, preparing to send out the famous yellow/orange energy beam that typically knocked out most opponents given the proper circumstances.
Before he had the chance to blast Roxie and her Koffing, the Dragonite was knocked out of the way by Charizard, firing his energy beam at another target instead, which resulted in a large explosion once the volatale beam struck the object.
"Altaria, freeze his balls off with an ice beam!" Steel told his flying/dragon type Pokemon.
Altaria nodded at her master, and opened her beak to send out a blue line of icy particles that formulated themselves into a potentially lethal beam, one that struck the H8ter's Dragonite in the area where his body's testicular region was located.
The Dragonite howled in agony as Altaria turned the lower half of his body into an ice sculpture, and lost control of himself as he plummeted to the ground below.
Dragonite's descending speed reached an intense rate, a throttle that few Pokemon and human-built aircraft could attain, which was rather deadly.
The H8ter and his Pokemon crashed through the houses below, shooting through them as if the human and the Dragonite were projectiles fired out of an overpowered cannon.
Roxie, Steel, Ash, and their Pokemon all watched the idiotic criminal and the dragon-type Pokemon flying down what would have seemed like an endless crash course, until they all heard a dull "thud" echo throughout the whole landscape of Michina town, followed by a nausiating reverberatation that shook the area like a snowglobe.
Once the vibrations ceased, the smoke and dust clouds slowly disappated as well, revealing a sight that was rather gruesome, and would have been saddening if the victims hadn't committed the crimes that the members of their syndicate had been known to conduct.
The crash had mangled the bodies of the H8ter and his Dragonite to the point where not even Ash's father was capable of healing them, even with the help of the best surgeons and nurses that had ever lived.
Though this wasn't the most disgusting sight that Ash, Roxie, and Steel had seen so far, it still had the potential to turn the stomachs of the more sensitive entities in the universe.
"Looks like we're not going to hear any more of his gibberish for a while," Steel sighed remorsefully. "Now let's go find Damos before anymore of them show up-"
Before anyone could say anything else, the trio heard what sounded like native-American war cries, only far more menacing, and they seemed to be coming from Pokemon.
Ash turned his head to the left, and saw what looked like a large platoon of atheists, along with a hoard of H8ters, both running from a gigantic swarm of rather sinister Pokemon.
"I see that humanity still has much room to grow in this universe," a highly intimidating male voice said from an unidentified direction (as if it was coming from everywhere). "And it also appears that BioStar is victim to the plagues that our world has been suffering from. Fear not, as I will free you from your bonds."
The group looked around in all directions, but still couldn't see where it was coming from. "The Didact...?" Steel whispered to himself in confusion. "He was manefested here too?"
Ash turned to the left, and saw the source of the voice standing on a rooftop, which happened to be a Zoroark wearing the garb of an aztec warrior.
"I am not that entity that you are speaking of, human," the Zoroark corrected him. "A common misunderstanding due to our voices sounding exactly the same. I am Zeke the Zoroark, vice-chieftain of the Caedes Clan."
The males of the group remained silent, while Roxie prepared to ask the next inquiry that had substance. "Yeah? What do you think you're doing here anyway?" she questioned harshly.
Zeke had a sinister grin form on his face, as if he had a malicious agenda in mind. "I am here to free your species of the impediment of these false gods who call themselves legendary Pokemon," the Zoroark replied in a devilish manner. "And these pathetic vermins who call themselves H8ters and atheists, and I plan to have my clan eradicate what's left of the jewish, and those who insist on pressuring their religions on others when there is only one true legendary Pokemon, and one true god."
Ash felt a mixture of negative emotions rushing through his body, and decided to speak out against Zeke. "We're not going to let you do that!" he shouted with a dark tone. "And who's that 'true god' you're talking about anyway?"
Zeke waved his right arm, and spawned a stationary illusion of Shadow Lugia in the space above him. "This magneficent creature is the true deity," he answered, trying to sound honest and graceful. "He is the one who spawned my clan, the one who gave us everything we care about.
"He has stated that he is the creator of the universe, and that all other legendary Pokemon are not what they claim to be, but liars that threaten us and our religion. Shadow Lugia is our savior, the father of reality, and we must repay our debt to him by slaying those of other faiths...and those false gods of yours!"
Zeke then looked as if he was going to strike, but had a hydro pump tossed at him by a Blastoise, which was part of the chaotic battle that was slowly swallowing the area around them.
The group and the seemingly evil Zoroark turned, and saw that this Blastoise belonged to one of the atheist criminals, who was cowering underneath a stationary pickup truck. "Oops..." he squealed in terror.
"Proper choice of words for this situation, you atheist slimeball!" Zeke sneered furiously. The Zoroark lunged at his foe, his sharp claws glowing with a crimson aura, just as he sliced the famous Kanto Pokemon into two halves (vertically), and proceeded to pull the atheist out from under the vehicle.
Zeke then brought his foot down on the atheist's head, and turned it into a gory flattened pulp with a powerful stomp.
"omfg tat fosx kil blaztose!" one of the H8ters cried out. "som1 sop hem!" Zeke turned around, and glared at the foolish human who spoke that crude sentence, vaulting into the air as he conducted his next act of brutal homicide.
Ash and friends simply watched the new villain effortlessly murder every one of his opponents, shocked that a Zoroark was this powerful, and capable of this level of brutality.
"...Let's go get Damos while he's busy killing them," Steel told his friends nervously. "Like...right now."
The trio called their Pokemon back to their pokeballs, and raced towards Damos's home.
Arceus watched the savage battle unfold in front of him, stunned at the level of carnage and horrified at just how fanatical these Pokemon were.
The H8ters and atheists were bad enough, but this new faction made them seem like newborn kittens in comparison.
I never thought I'd see anything of the sort in my life, Arceus thought, the remains of his mind slowly turning into haze before one of the savages' Pokemon leaped in front of him.
"Wea-vile!" the attacker grunted with a frightening look in its demonic eyes. Arceus wasn't fully recovered from his traumatic experiences, but despite this, he still was willing to battle.
"We'll handle this," Cora told the original one, with Star floating behind her. "You get to safety, okay Arceus?"
"R-Right!" he stuttered slightly, hovering away from the opponent. Arceus turned around, and saw an alleyway that appeared to be empty of any hostilities, and took advantage of the oppertunity to hide, confident that his mates and friends could protect him.
Arceus felt his heart rate decrease, and was slightly losing his anxiety before hearing the voice of the Zoroark who had spoken to his human traveling companions earlier.
"It is finally time for humans and Pokemon to break free of the illusions that they have been suffering from for so many eons," Zeke told Arceus, sounding eager to have fun, yet infuriated at the same time. "Now I face the most blatantly false deity in existence."
Arceus turned around, watching Zeke slowly approach him with a purely heartless look in his eyes.
"I was thankful to learn that your kind was eradicated in my universe, the mirror universe," Zeke explained to Arceus, stopping to look up at the sky, and then returning his focus to the original one a few seconds later. "And...it didn't vanish. They say that will happen to this universe if you yourself were to die, and true gods can not possibly die."
Arceus's mind dissolved into static, he had no idea what to say also due to the intense fear that was consuming him at the moment.
"Humanity is a tainted species, Arceus," Zeke continued on. "And their Pokemon are also victims of the lies that have swallowed their fragile, impressionable minds. That is why those of all other faiths must be eliminated, as none of these creatures will ever be able to unlearn these fallacies, they will be trapped forever.
"Killing them all is a kindness, as I am sparing them from a lifetime of further disgrace and humilation. With the exception of these H8ters and atheists, they deserve better to be placed within a society that is dominated by dishonesty."
Zeke placed his hands together, and spawned something that looked like a katana between his claws. "This blade," he began with a brutal look on his fur-covered face. "It has been used to slay several of these liars across the journey of time that my family has passed through..."
Arceus urinated himself in terror. "D-don't hurt me!" he squealed in horror, nearly crying as he did.
"Oh, Arceus," Zeke sighed condescendingly. "That's asking the impossible from me. I intend to punish you with all the power I've been gifted with."
Zeke then stabbed Arceus in the area where his sexual components were located, and overloaded the original one with pain that he never thought he would experience in his entire existence, pain that only God had the power to describe (and even he would have difficultly with that).
Arceus vomited a gallon of blood onto the ground underneath him, along with a mixture of other fluids as well.
The creator of the Pokemon world felt his mind evaporate, and transform into something that was equal to the most distorted array of static-based particles that ever existed.
It was as if Arceus was feeling all the physical and emotional agony that every living creature (in all fictional and non-fictional realities and continuities) had ever experienced, and amplified with every single passing second.
As of now, Arceus was thinking that death wouldn't be quite as bad as he thought it would be. As long as he could escape the pain, nothing else really mattered to him now. "You there! Stop this at once!" Damos yelled fiercly.
"I will do nothing of the sort, you naive fool!" Zeke groused back at him. "This emotionally-unstable llama will die by my hand, and I will free your species from that garbage he has blinded you with!"
Arceus struggled to tell Damos to save him, but had no control over any of his body parts, as the pain had consumed him completely, and the thoughts going through his mind were no longer under his command.
"Luxray, save Arceus!" Damos ordered with desperation in his voice, prompting the lion-esq Pokemon to send out a bolt of lightning. The electric attack struck Zeke's blade, electrcuting the Zoroark and sending him flying backward through the air.
Arceus then saw another man and two adolecents following him, which happened to be the trio of trainers who were also tasked with protecting him. "Arceus?!" Steel exclaimed in horror.
The original one tried to acknowledge his new friend, but couldn't summon the strength to talk. Instead, he simply looked as Zeke, who was now equally injured, but still retained his motor functions.
The Zoroark stood up, and grabbed his sword, cutting odd patterns into the air as he did. "Time is your ally, Arceus," Zeke told him, this time sounding as if he was feeling intense pain as well. "But it will soon leave you without saying goodbye."
Zeke's katana summoned a portal out of nowhere, one that appeared to be a circular black void surrounded by neon blue streaks. "GET BACK HERE YOU FURRY PILE OF CRAP!!" Steel bellowed with a grim tone.
The Zoroark gave the Pokemon trainer a sadistic smile, and jumped into the portal, causing it to vanish instantly. "That son of a bitch..." Steel whispered under his breath, running over to Arceus with Damos, Roxie, and Ash.
"You okay, man?" Steel mumbled with worry. Arceus looked at Steel, and shook his head, trying to point to the morbid wound that was inserted into his privates.
"Arceus, what did that monster do to you?" Damos gasped, rubbing the fur near the injured components of his body. The original one struggled to reply, but passed out cold instead, unable to stay conscious because of the pain.
Ash and friends looked at the creator of the Pokemon world with sympathic expressions, all feeling sadness for what had happened to him.
"We better get Arceus to the ER," Steel suggested with a paranoid tone. "Or he's screwed..." The trio nodded, while Damos still appeared to be confused about something. "What's happening out there anyway?" he asked with complete concern.
"A bunch of psychos are fighting each other," Roxie answered with a mean smirk. "Then these evil Pokemon come in and now they want to kill all the atheists."
Ash could hear Steel whispering insulting comments (directed at the atheists) under his breath, and then gained an idea that he believed he should have had before Arceus was even attacked by the evil Zoroark.
"Did anyone bring their Xtransceiver?" the famous Pokemon trainer inquired, causing Roxie to finally gain a non-malicious smile for once during this day.
"Right here!" Roxie announced, handing Ash the device gleefully. Ash nodded as he straightened his hat, and prepared to contact a local medical facility, but encountered horrific static immidiately.
"What the-?" he said with a flattened tone, trying to contact the Pokemon center again, failing to gain any form of response other than completely distorted transmissions that not even Uxie could decipher.
"The new bad guys must have something that's jamming the signal," Roxie told Ash theoratically. "Looks like we have to fight our way out of here."
"We won't have to," Steel informed her in a somewhat respectful manner. "I think they're more interested in beating the crap out of each other."
Roxie and Ash both made a "huh?" sound, and looked in the direction where Steel was gazing at, and saw that the epic battle had turned into something far more brutal.
In the streets of Michina town, the battle raged on without logic, like the most barbaric storm that was only possible in hell.
The new threat was clearly more sinister than anything that the Sinnoh region had ever encountered, as they tore through their human adversaries with little effort, creating trails of gore all over what was now a make-shift battle field.
Packs of dark-type Pokemon slaughtered atheists in the most morbid fashions that their natural abilities allowed them, transforming the arrogant megalomaniacs into a bloody mixture of grotesquely skewed flesh, which splattered all over the place.
Hundreds of lifeless bodies littered the town like gory organic garbage that was blown around in every spot by a unethically savage hurricane, each directly implying that they had each died a mortifying death.
The three factions was all running out of combatants, although this new enemy was unwilling to surrender, and the morbid fighting would not stop, making the hereos' escape thoroughly uneasy.
"I say we split up and find a safer place to hide Arceus," Ash told the group, then looking at Arceus's mates. "I'll stay with these two and guard Arceus. Steel, Damos, and Roxie, you should go distract those jerks. They're not strong enough to fight us and win."
Damos immediately snuck into side streets, with the gym leader of Virbank City and the mysterious foreigner casually circled the battle field, which was gradually getting less violent due to the casualities being inflicted.
"I wonder what the deal is with these nut-jobs," Steel whispered to the bass player. "I understand why the H8ters and atheists would fight like this, but-"
Steel stopped mid sentence and looked to the right with a confused facial expression. "But what?" Roxie said in confusion, before hearing a deep-pitched female voice screaming at someone.
The gym leader noticed that a female Lucario was kicking a pregnant Jewish woman off of the mutilated body of an atheist, as if she was repremanding a disobedient trooper.
"GET UP! GET UP YOU SHIT-STAIN!! OR YOUR UNBORN CHILD GETS IT!!!!" the Lucario screamed, punching the jewish woman in the face.
"Holy crap...!" Steel nearly exclaimed, his eyes widening in horror at the sight. "First that Zoroark, now this bitch?"
Roxie felt a mixture of anger and disgust flowing through her emotions, and raced for a solution to this in her thoughts.
"I SAID GET THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!!!!" the female Pokemon screamed, charging up an aura sphere and preparing to detonate it at point blank range.
"We got to stop her right now!" Steel exclaimed with a horrified tone. The crazed Lucario suddenly lost her focus on the jewish woman, who took that oppertunity to escape.
"Huh?" the female aura Pokemon mumbled, looking at the gym leader and skilled trainer with a confused expression.
Before anyone could make another move, the three hear Officer Jenny's voice blaring over a deafening megaphone. "ALL OF YOU, HANDS UP!! ON THE GROUND, NOW!!" she bellowed with a profoundly firm tone.
The atheists and H8ters instantly complied, but the greater of the three evils simply stared at Jenny, all appearing to be blatantly infuriated.
"We will do nothing of the sort!" one of the human clan members retorted. "All of the threats to our religion...MUST DIE!! Shadow Lugia demands it!"
Suddenly, other police officers surrounded the area, sealing off any possible exit for the fanatics. The human member of the Caedes Clan let out a quiet sign, and removed his shirt, showing explosive devices strapped around his torso.
"Alright, brothers and sisters...plan B!" he told his allies, looking at the vehicles. "See you all in heaven, my friends!"
Roxie and Steel watched the humans and Pokemon tap a series of commands into the small keypads on their belts, and gasped as they darted for the vehicles that the local law enforcers arrived in.
The human who gave the order lunged at Officer Jenny's motorcycle, causing her to leap inside of an open house, but didn't see where she took cover. "Cover your ears!" Steel told Roxie.
Roxie and her newer friend both cringed at the vibration from the rabid explosion, which was louder than anything they had ever heard before, including the other blasts they experienced earlier.
Steel and Roxie looked up in the air, and saw the molten debris flying over Michina town, which was what used to be the vehicles that the police force was using.
The two nodded at each other, and stood up, both surveying the area with their eyes and seeing the remains of the make-shift battlefield. Most of the combatants were now deceased, although one was still alive.
This survivor was one of the H8ters, though he was mortally wounded, in an even worse condition than Arceus.
"omfg, every1 ded butt meh!" he whimpered in agony. "mah frinds not alife no mores! me onley 1 H8ter stil livening! *sob*"
Roxie turned around, and saw that two of the Pokemon also survived. One was a Weavile, and it appeared to only have minor injuries. While the other was a Beldum, but it was covered in shrapnel.
"Are you two alright?" Officer Jenny asked, her clothes being covered in dust from the explosions. "Yeah," Steel answered, both he and Roxie nodding at the inquiry. "But I doubt that's the case with the villains here..."
Officer Jenny waved for one of her fellow officers to come take the H8ter into custody, while the Weavile simply fled from the scene, as if it had decided to abandon the clan and live out in the wild.
"Something tells me that's not going to be the last of those guys," Steel told Roxie somberely. "But I doubt they're coming back that soon, especially after this."
Steel then noticed one of the doors from the police interceptor being thrown aside, and saw the evil Lucario freeing herself from the wreckage.
"You got that right, human!" she yelled at Steel, sounding both angry and saddened at the same time.
"You, GET ON THE GROUND! NOW!!" Jenny nearly bellowed once again. "GO TO HELL, OFFICER JENNY!" the Lucario screamed, throwing the door at the woman, though it missed her by thirty feet.
The female Lucario dashed in the same direction where the Weavile had fled, at a speed that very few of the humans' Pokemon could match. "That is one mean Lucario," Steel remarked in surprise.
Later that afternoon, the group rested at a local Pokemon Center where Arceus's wounds were being treated, along with the jewish woman and the captured H8ter.
The group was hoping that they could successfully interrogate members of all the involved factions in order to prevent another disaster like the one earlier, although the Caedes Clan's Pokemon evacuated the area, and the atheists had all been killed.
Only one of the villains remained, which happened to be a lone H8ter that was at the bottom end of the command chain. And that rank of course, was only given to the least competent members of their gang.
The survivor laid in one of the ER beds, covered in multiple bandages and castes, his mouth being the only thing that didn't have something wrapped around it.
Oddly enough, Arceus was placed near the H8ter, in spite of what his gang's goal was. The reason being that his performance record (which was atrociously terrible) showed that he wasn't a credible threat, but regardless of that, Officer Jenny stayed near Arceus with Ash and friends, while keeping a watch on the mutilated teenager.
"oficir jeny wnt 2 dat meh?" the H8ter asked with a slurred tone. Officer Jenny discontinued talking to Ash, and looked at the H8ter with a confused facial expression. "What?" she replied angrily.
"ofisir jeny wnt 2 fck meh in teh bed?" he quiried unintelligibly. The law enforcer was about to make another harsh remark, but was interrupted by Roxie, who had just as much gall as she did earlier.
"I think he's asking you to date him," she informed the young woman. "And he's asking if you want to bang him or not."
Officer Jenny looked at the H8ter in disgust, as if she was about to slap him. "No, I do NOT want to date you," she answered brutally. "And I certainly do not want to have intercourse with you. But I can reco-"
Jenny discontinued speaking with the H8ter at the sound of Arceus groaning, and squinted her left eye in confusion. "Hold on-" she told the injured teenager.
Ash and his friends loomed over Arceus, all significantly worried for their friend. Damos leaned over, and inspected the wound that Nurse Joy cleaned out, but didn't wrap up just yet.
Steel was the second one to take a look at Arceus's injuries, and formed a mortified facial expression as he did. "What's wrong?" Ash inquired kindly, feeling nervous as his friend's eyes catalogged a maelstrom of horrors.
Ash decided to take a look at the wounds himself, and gasped when he saw the first, which was a grotesque puncture on the left side of Arceus's ribs.
Though the wound was dry, it still looked as if something had grinded up the most gruesome corspes imaginible, blended them with fecal matter, vomit, spoiled food, the contents of a septic tank, and artificial organs. Then turned it into partially transparent paste and placed inside of Arceus's body.
"I strongly suggest that you don't look at the other wounds," Damos told the two young men. "They are far too gruesome..."
"Yeah...I get the idea," Steel muttered, scratching his head nervously. "But are those the only injuries? Did that Zoroark do anything else?"
Damos shut his eyes tightly, as if he had just experienced a dramatically scarring event. "Nurse Joy tells me that Arceus's brain activity has been scrambled," he explained. "I think that Zoroark called Zeke was trying to traumatize Arceus before killing him."
Ash noticed several bandages placed around the other surfaces of Arceus's body, including all of the limbs, the undersides, the left side of his face, and his rear end as well. There also appeared to be an insulting pattern carved towards his posterior, though it was in a language that Ash couldn't read.
"Believe me, you don't want to know what that says," Officer Jenny told Ash. "Somebody threw up after reading the translation."
Ash felt his spirits plummet at the sight of his friend's condition, and felt his mind racing for answers. "Who is that Zoroark, and why did he do this to Arceus?" Ash asked the others with a saddened tone.
Suddenly, Steel twitched in an odd pattern, as if he was regaining another one of his memories. Ash's foriegn companion shook his head and blinked several times, then resumed focus as if he knew the answer.
"That Zoroark, he said his name was Zeke, right?" he responded, triggering a nod from Ash. "Then...he must be the vice-chieftain of that clan from the Mirror Universe."
"...Mirror Universe?" Damos whispered in confusion. Steel exhaled casually, looking back at Roxie, who was also interested in the conversation.
"It's the opposite universe," he explained, trying to retain simplicity. "The Mirror Universe is a place where everything is practically backwards. Everything and everyone we know has a mirror universe counterpart, except the morality is reversed.
"Our Mirror Universe counterparts are evil, while the evil beings of this universe...their mirror counterparts are good. Basically, in the mirror universe, the good guys are the bad guys and the bad guys are the good guys."
"So, I'd be just like Paul in the mirror universe," Ash muttered coldly. "And that must mean the Arceus there is bad too, right?"
"Zeke probably killed him already," Steel replied with a grim tone. "But I don't suppose that would be terrible, one Darkeus was bad enough."
"We can all agree on that," Damos told him politely. "Steel, if you know about that universe, does that mean you know about what that clan wants?"
"They're another group of religious fanatics," he answered in a moderately toneless manner. "They worship Shadow Lugia and think he's god, and they see anyone else who practices a different religion as a threat to the sanctity of theirs.
"On their counterpart of BioStar, they're trying to make other species of legendary Pokemon go extinct, because they believe that legendary Pokemon are false gods that are trying to usurp Shadow Lugia's position as the supreme being-"
"So basically," Roxie interrupted. "They're like the nazis, and want to get rid of all the other gods and anyone with a different religion cause they think they'll go to hell if they don't?"
"Bingo," Steel answered effortlessly. "Though that isn't what they think specifically, that's the general idea. And that Zoroark wants Arceus dead because he wants Shadow Lugia to be worshiped, and to make everyone think that Shadow Lugia is god, when that's not true at all.
"Even though that platoon they sent earlier lost almost all of their units, they are a serious threat, but I doubt they'll be back any time soon. They probably don't even know where we're going, and they'll focus most of their attention on the atheists and H8ters, so we're safe."
"What kind of stuff do they do to their victims?" Roxie asked him curiously. Steel cringed at her question, and shut his eyes tightly. "You don't want to know," he replied. "It will make you pass out, vomit, or have really bad nightmares for years."
Arceus suddenly twitched, as his pulse showed to be increasing on the monitors mounted on the wall. "Arceus...?" Damos whispered with concern.
"No! NO! NO!" Arceus screamed with pure fear. "NOOOO!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"Arceus, calm down!" Damos exclaimed, his eyes widening in surprise. Arceus struggled to escape, but clearly had no motor control over his legs.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Arceus bellowed irrationally. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Arceus, STOP IT!!" Steel yelled intimidatingly, but failed to get his friend to comply. "GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Arceus roared in complete terror.
"Arceus," Steel began, taking a deep breath. "That evil Zoroark is gone. You're in a Pokemon Center with me, Ash, Roxie, Damos, and with Jenny and the other police officers. You're safe. Nothing else is going to hurt you for the rest of the day."
Arceus's panicking decreased, though he was still frightened. "Remember what we all told you?" he continued. "Remember what Ash said to you? We're here to take care of you, and nobody is going to harm you tonight."
"Yeah, we won't let anything else hurt you for the rest of the day Arceus," Ash added softly. "We'll protect you, don't worry."
"Pika-pika!" Pikachu said reassuringly, leaping on Ash's shoulder. "A-Ash...?" Arceus stuttered, looking as if he was going to pass out. "Are you all sure you can do that?"
Everyone in the room nodded, all showing sympathy in their eyes. "Thank you..." Arceus said before passing out.
Ash was woken abruptly by the sound of the H8ter, who had been named n00bPrince, squirming about, whining incoherently about things that didn't make any sense.
"nurse joys? u wnt 2 go out wth mee?" n00bPrince quiried with a look of innocence on his face. "Nurse Joy is not even in this room with us," Damos informed him. "And I don't believe that you're going to be dating any women when you get out of here."
"WAT?!" the H8ter exclaimed. "GAY GAOT GODS BUT BUDDIE DONT NO SHET!! NORSE JUY LUV MEH AN U NO TI!"
Ash could hear Steel and Roxie snickering in the background, and couldn't help but have a grin form on his face, despite his best efforts to repress it.
The Pokemon trainer then saw Nurse Joy coming out of the back room, and caught a glimspe of her talking to Steel, which he could sense that it wouldn't end well.
"So, would you like to go on a date tonigh-" Nurse Joy tried to ask before being harshly interrupted. "No thank you," Steel replied to her with a disgusting tone. "I don't look forward to getting my feelings hurt, I'd rather do something productive. Now go find someone else who's actually stupid enough to make that mistake."
The foreign Pokemon trainer then quickly walked past his friends, going towards the exit. "Steel, where are you going-" Damos attempted to say, but his new friend left the Pokemon center before he had the chance.
Ash's jaw hung open in shock, surprised that his friend would react that way, and turned to see a guilty look on Nurse Joy's face. "What...? Did I...." she stuttered under her breath.
"It's not your fault, nurse," Roxie sighed with pity in her voice. "He's had bad experiences with women."
Ash stood up with confident facial expression, preparing to follow his newer friend outside and reason with him. "Wait here," he told everyone, nodding at Pikachu so that the little mouse would remain with Arceus. "He needs to come back inside..."
What my dad had to go through for seventeen years, Steel thought with emotional pain surging through him. What my friends had to suffer...it's not worth it.
The saddened man looked around the area, feeling slightly better at the sight of the sun shining down on everything, though he still felt like a black void on the inside, and hid in the shadow of a tree. That kind of pain-
"Steel?! Where are you?!" Ash called out, halting his train of thought. "Steel-?" Ash suddenly spotted where he was hiding, causing him to sigh explosively.
"Yes, yes, here I am..." he groaned in frusteration. "And I'm not really in a mood to back inside right now, and I'm sure Arceus is-"
"What's wrong with you?" Ash questioned firmly. "Brock would never act like that to Nurse Joy."
"I'M...NOT...BROCK..." he snarled, his temper visibly flaring. "Ash...if you went through just half of what me and the friends I had on my homeworld had to suffer...you'd know exactly how I felt when Nurse Joy suddenly decided that she wanted to dismantle me from the inside."
"What?!" Ash blurted out, dumbstruck at the statement. "She wanted to go out with you on a date, not hurt you! Where'd you get that idea?"
Steel stood up and gave Ash a glare far sterner than anything most people could muster, though it was obvious that Ash wasn't the person he was angry at.
"Watching what my biological mom did to my dad for seventeen years," he answered in an eerie manner. "She always screamed at him, threw things at him, insulted him, and cheated on him with seven different men. One time my dad had to call the police to protect himself from her. Yep, and my dad told me that he didn't have one single dream throughout the course of his whole marriage with her.
"Fortunately, he decided enough was enough and summoned the brainpower to get a divorce from her when I turned sixteen, and now he's with someone else that's not as bad. And I'm thankful for that...
"But my dad isn't the only victim in that story, no. My other friends had equally terrible relationships, where their girlfriends did the exact same things to them. Nearly all my male peers that had girlfriends hated their lives because of them.
"And of course, those ladies were as slutty as hell. There was one who even asked my friend to have sex with her in public, even though she already had a boyfriend and everyone knew about that.
"Then after I graduated from school, and got my first job...things didn't appear to be any different with the ladies.
"My co-workers shared stories about how their personal lives were nightmares because their girlfriends treated them so horribly. As for my own personal experiences with them....well....They were....."
Steel paused and tightened his eyes with a grimace that indicated acute amounts of emotional agony. "I'm not...I'm not going to talk about it," he said with a gulp. "And the funny thing is that nobody on my homeworld saw anything wrong with that."
Ash stared at his friend in disbelief, purely appalled by what he had just heard. "I'm sorry, Steel," he whispered compassionately. "But not all of them are like that, some of them are good."
"Very, very, few," Steel muttered bitterly. "Things might be different on BioStar, but I'm not counting on that."
"Are you going to be a dick to all the girls who like you?" Ash asked him, sounding more aggressive. "...Like me?" Steel mumbled, his eyes widening in anger. "You mean like as in liking me as a target, someone to take their anger out on? Ash, what-"
"They're not all bad, trust me!" Ash argued, increasingly agitated. "I...WILL NOT...LET THAT SHIT HAPPEN TO ME!!!" Steel bellowed with an incredibly grim tone. "I'M NOT GOING TO LET SOME UNGRATEFUL CUM RAG TREAT ME LIKE
CRAP FOR SEVENTEEN YEARS AND THEN TRY TO USE THE LEGAL SYSTEM TO PUNISH ME YEARS AFTER THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED!!!
"THAT BULLSHIT WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME AS LONG AS I FUCKING LIVE!!! NEVER!!!! THERE'S NOT ONE GOD DAMN BITCH OUT THERE THAT DESERVES YOU AND ME, AND YOU KNOW IT, ASH!!!! DON'T FUCKING LIE AND TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!!!
"I'M NOT LETTING SOME GOD DAMN CUNT PUT ME DOWN WHEN I DO EVERYTHING FOR HER!!!! I'M NEVER LETTING MYSELF GET HURT LIKE THAT FOR ANY FUCKING REASON!!! MY MOTHER IS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF ALL FEMALE HUMAN BEINGS IN REALITY!!!
"THE ONLY REASON WHY THESE AIRHEAD SHITS EXIST IS SO WE CAN FUCK THEM AND LEAVE THEM SO MANKIND CAN REPRODUCE, AND THAT IS IT!!!! THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO IT!!!!!"
Steel took a deep breath, and placed both his hands on the top of his breath, while Ash simply looked at his friend as if he saw a ghost.
The two then noticed that Roxie was hiding behind a bush, eavesdropping on the conversation. Whatever, he thought, exhausted from the yelling.
"If you want me to go back inside," Steel began with another deep breath. "I'll go, but don't expect me to want go bang Nurse Joy. Just watching hundreds of heartbreaking scenes happen to others is enough."
Ash looked at his friend firmly, and could tell that his current condition was similar to the one Arceus was in before they met, but he wasn't willing to give up on the arguement.
"The women of your home world sound like bitches," Ash told him. "But that doesn't mean they're all bad, and that doesn't mean they're like the ones here! You're already friends with one, and if you meet more of them, how you feel about them will change. Trust me."
Steel's eyes pointed towards the sky, as if he wasn't convinced. "Don't let your mom ruin how you think about women," Ash told him respectfully. "We'll introduce you to more girls, and you'll see that most of them are nice."
Ash gave his friend a reassuring smile, and walked towards the entryway of the Pokemon center, waving for him to follow. "Come on back inside," he suggested. "After all, we need someone to help Arceus cheer up."
"...Okay," Steel whispered, following Ash closely from behind. "Thanks, Ash..." The Pokemon trainers exchanged pats on the shoulder, and were about to re-enter the Pokemon center when they saw two nude teenagers (one male and one female) running into the building.
"lol i forgut how 2 pet on meh closthes!" the male gargled, sounding just like a H8ter. "meh 2!" the female laughed. "butt wee donts carez, righ? gay got god waht we aftur! rite? letz doo 2 ti!"
The H8ters slipped on the dirt, and hit the wall face-first. "ow!" the teenage boy cried out. "MAH HEADZ! dat 2 huhrt meh! i wnt to go homes alreeday!"
"Officer Jenny is going to have no problem putting these two away," Steel told Ash with a flat tone.
"lol wii no need to putt ups wit dis!" the male H8ter reacted, standing up while cross-eyed. "we on resetcu mishin to safe hour frend! u no git in way!"
"What?" Ash blurted out, watching Pikachu leap out of the window. "Pika!" the yellow mouse Pokemon hissed visciously, with static pulsing around his cheeks.
"y u no half sexs wit mii write nows?!" the female H8ter complained, remaining on the ground.
"i know wnt 2 fuk gurlfrend win shee in frunt off every 1!" he said with a slurred tone. "secks width gurlfrind oly hapin in bedroof! every 1 no dat!"
"Pikaaa....CHUUUU!!!!!!" the mouse screamed, sending a blinding volley of lightning bolts at the adversary. The H8ter's body lit up like a firecracker, as he was electructed with the powerful stream of electricity.
Once Pikachu let go, the H8ter fell on the ground lifelessly, paralyzed from the attack. "oww," the H8ter moaned in pain. "aszh, y ur pikachew meen to meh?"
Ash and Steel looked at each other, and nodded casually at the prospect. "Looks like our job is going to get easier every day."